My Dog Don't Bite
Beißt Ihr Hund?
Estaba un tipo con un perro a su lado, cuando pasa alguien y le pregunta:
Per la strada una signora vede un bambino con in braccio un cane. "Il tuo cane morde se gli accarezzo la testa?" domanda la signora. Il ragazzo risponde di no e la signora allunga la mano per toccare il cane che però la morde. "Hai detto che il tuo cane non mordeva" strilla. "Sì, signora, il...
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. "Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!" The shopkeeper replies, "That is...
A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite?" The man replies, "No my dog doesn't." The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog",...
"No, my dog doesn't bite."
The man happily tries to pet the dog, but the dog attacks him viciously.
A little later he stumbles to the shop clerk, "Hey, you said your dog doesn't bite!"
The shop clerk shrugs, "He doesn't. But that wasn't my dog."