My Dog Don't Bite
Beißt Ihr Hund?
Estaba un tipo con un perro a su lado
Per la strada una signora vede un bambino con in braccio un cane. "Il tuo cane morde se gli accarezzo la testa?" domanda la signora. Il ragazzo risponde di no e la signora allunga la mano per toccare il cane che però la morde. "Hai detto che il tuo cane non mordeva" strilla. "Sì
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper
A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other
"No, my dog doesn't bite."
The man happily tries to pet the dog, but the dog attacks him viciously.
A little later he stumbles to the shop clerk, "Hey, you said your dog doesn't bite!"
The shop clerk shrugs, "He doesn't. But that wasn't my dog."