Beißt Ihr Hund?
Estaba un tipo con un perro a su lado
Per la strada una signora vede un bambino con in braccio un cane. "Il tuo cane morde se gli accarezzo la testa?" domanda la signora. Il ragazzo risponde di no e la signora allunga la mano per toccare il cane che però la morde. "Hai detto che il tuo cane non mordeva" strilla. "Sì
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper
A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other
Man walks into a shop and sees a very handsome dog. He asks the shop assistant
"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" a jogger asks.
The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, "Nope."
As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and then attacks the jogger's legs. As the jogger flails around in the yard, he yells, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"
The old man mutters, "Ain't my dog."