My Dog Don
Estaba un tipo con un perro a su lado, cuando pasa alguien y le pregunta:
Per la strada una signora vede un bambino con in braccio un cane. "Il tuo cane morde se gli accarezzo la testa?" domanda la signora. Il ragazzo risponde di no e la signora allunga la mano per toccare il cane che però la morde. "Hai detto che il tuo cane non mordeva" strilla. "Sì, signora, il...
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. "Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!" The shopkeeper replies, "That is...
A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite?" The man replies, "No my dog doesn
Man walks into a shop and sees a very handsome dog. He asks the shop assistant, "Does your dog bite?" "No, my dog doesn
Ein Gast betritt eine Tiroler Hotelpension und ein kleiner Hund springt веllеnd an ihm hoch. Der Gast fragt den
Alten Portier:
"Beißt ihr Hund?"
- "Na, der beißt net."
Der Gast bückt sich zum kleinen Hund, um ihn zu tätscheln. Sofort verbeißt sich der Hund in die Hand des Gastes. "Aber Sie haben doch gesagt, ihr Hund beißt niсhт!"
- "Des is net mei Hund."