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What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay?
"Brace yourself, Sheila."
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This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, "In my house I am the boss, I say when the laundry is done and when the cooking is made and when the dishes are washed."
One of the guys at the table said, "How long have you been married?"
The man says, "Oh I'm not married I'm single!"
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"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises?
So oxygen can get into their brains.
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Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded. Pourquoi les hommes ont un trou au bout du pénis? - Pour que l'oxygène accède au cerveau.
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How many Feminists does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
1) None. Feminists can't change anything.
2) Two. One to sсrеw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.
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What would men do if they had вrеаsтs?
They'd stay at home and play with them all day.
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You can tell how much a woman likes you by her feet.
If they are behind her ears, she really likes you
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I just had an argument with a girl I know.
She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fuскs a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fuскs just two guys in a year, she's a sluт.
So in response, I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key.
But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shiттy lock.
That shut her up.
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MEN Vs WOMEN
1. MEN discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT. WOMEN discovered paint and invented makeup.
2. Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip.
3. Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery.
4. Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping. There after Men have discovered and invented lots of things while Women STUCK TO SHOPPING.
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If Men Ruled the World... Laws:
Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.
Car rental agencies would rent tanks.
Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.
It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car as long as you returned it within 24 hours with a full tank of gas.
Get Out of Jail Free cards would be considered legal documents.
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After an accident...
1st Driver : I flashed the headlights and told you to let me go first.
2nd Driver : I also started the wipers and said NO NO...
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As someone died, Sаinт. Peter gave him a tour to the new place.
While wandering he sees an old familiar guy who was accompanied by a very ugly woman.
He asks Sаinт Peter: "But how does the man walks around with a woman like that when he spent his life with the most beautiful women?"
"Oh my child, he killed a рigеоn when he was alive and now he is being punished."
They walk further down, and meets another friend with a frighteningly ugly women.
"Holy God but he was circulated only by models when he was alive, how come he withstands this now?"
"O my child that man killed two pigeons when he was alive."
They continued wandering and suddenly he sees someone who was so ugly and sтuрid and never had any woman when he lived.
But he was accompanied by THE WOMAN!
Extra tall and hotty.
The man lost his mind.
"Holy God, but such an ugly face with such a gorgeous woman?"
"Yes my son, but this hotty burned the whole рigеоn house, when she was alive!"
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A boyfriend asks his girlfriend:
"What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?"
"Well, I don't know" she answers shyly.
"OK, that I give you another year to think about it…"
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- Скъпа!! Какво да ти подаря за 8 март? - Дорогая, что тебе подарить на 8 Марта? Der Schotte fragt seine Frau: "Was wünscht du dir denn zum Geburtstag?"
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A man drives his date up to lovers lane and parks. "I have to be honest with you" the woman says as the guy makes his move."I`m a hоокеr".
The man thinks about this for a bit and decides he`s ok with it. He agrees to pay her $25 and they go at it. After they finish, the guy says, "Now I should be honest too. I`m a cab driver and its going to cost you $25 to get back to town".
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A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful."
Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said, "You're cute."
"What happened to 'beautiful?'" she asked him.
"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.
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An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady.
He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby.
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Генко към фитнес инструктора: Във Фитнеса Момче отива във фитнес залата и пита фитнес инструктура: Теретана El anciano que va al gimnasio Today is my first day at the gym… I walk in and see a bunch of hot women working out, so I walk up to the guy who is running the gym and ask him, ” Sir, what machine should I use to impress the... Komt een man bij de fitness. Deze vraagt aan de instructeur met welk apparaat hij de meeste indruk kan maken bij de dames. De instructeur zegt als je naar buiten gaat dan vindt je om de hoek een... Egy pasi a konditerembe odamegy az edzőhöz. - Melyik gépet kell használnom, hogy felszedjem azt a szőke csajt? - A bankautomatát a bejáratnál! Egy dagadt pasi az edzőteremben meglát egy fiatal, jó alakú nőt. Megkérdi az edzőtől: - Uram, melyik gépet kellene használnom, hogy az ilyen csajok felfigyeljenek rám? Mire az edző: - Próbálja ki...
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Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman.
Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fат.
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A sеxy woman walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over.
She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager.
The Bartender replies, "Sorry, the manager is out. Can I help you?"
By this time the woman has run her fingers over his face and in his mouth where the hоrny bartender is gently suскing on them.
She says, "You sure he isn’t here?"
The bartender mumbles through her fingers, "Yes, he’s out for another 2 hours. Are you sure there is nothing I can do to help?"
The woman then says, "Oh, I only wanted to tell him there’s no toilet paper or soap in the ladies toilets!"
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Привлекателна дама сяда на бара и започва да жестикулира подмамващо към бармана. Auf einem Bahnhof kommt eine junge attraktive Frau an den Schalter und verlangt den Chef. In einem Bistro kommt eine wunderschöne Frau aus dem Klo und nähert sich der Bar. Sie winkt dem Barmann zu und als er vor ihr steht, deutet sie ihm auf eine sehr verführerische Art und Weise, noch etwas näher zu kommen. Dann beugt sie sich über die... Dans le café d'un petit village de campagne, il y a une belle jeune femme plutôt canon. Elle s'approche du bar avec un air enjôleur. Le cafetier se rapproche d'elle tout naturellement. Puis en... Uma mulher muito charmosa e atraente num bar, chega para o barman e pede-lhe para se aproximar. Quando ele chega perto dela, ela começa a acariciar-lhe o cabelo e barba, passando e repassando os... Amerika’da küçük bir kasabada tenha bir pub.. hayli çarpıcı bir sarışın bara doğru yaklaşır ve barmene doğru eğilir.. barmen hemen karşılık verir, o da eğilir barın üzerinden sarışına doğru..... En attraktiv dame går opp til baren i en stille pub på landsbygda. Hun vinker til bartenderen som kommer over umiddelbart. Når han kommer, signaliserer hun på en forførende måte at han skal komme...
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This guy comes back from the toilet, when a women says to him, "Hey, you have left your GARAGE door open"!"
As the man is zipping his fly up, he says with a big smile,"Did you see my big black hummer?"
The woman replies, "Nope just a MINI COOPER with two flat tires."
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Michel, un cadre dirigeant, sur la fin de sa carrière, reçoit une nouvelle secrétaire toute jeune et pimpante. Die Sekretärin zum Chef: Секретарката вижда, че шефът и е с отворен дюкян и му казва закодирано: В автобусе девушка показывает мужчине на ширинку: - Господине дюкяна ви е отворен! - А магазинера вижда ли се? - Да, паднал е между два чувала.. The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, “Oh, sir, did you... A secretária nota que o chefe está com a braguilha aberta e toda sem jeito tenta lhe dar a notícia: — Doutor... o senhor esqueceu a porta da sua garagem aberta! Ele fechou rapidamente a braguilha e... Um empresário tinha uma secretária que cuidava de todos os seus negócios.Certo dia,eles foram convidados para participar de uma convenção internacional.Assim que chegaram,a secretária sempre... У мужика расстегнута ширинка. К нему подходит женщина. - Мужчина, у Вас магазин открыт. - А что, виден директор магазина? - Нет, грузчик в мешках валяется! o chefe chega no seu trabalho, quando sua secretária percebe que a braguilinha da calsa do chefe esta aberta. E ela fala meio sem jeito: -Chefe a braguilinha de sua calça esta aberta. E o chefe... Opgemerkt dat de broek van haar baas openstond, zegt de secretaresse gegeneerd: 'De poort van uw garage is blijven openstaan' De baas verstomd begrijpt niets van wat ze zegt tot ze naar zijn... Une sécretaire remarque que la braguette du pantalon de son patron est ouverte. Alors elle lui dit en lui montrant du doigt : - Heu Monsieur la porte de votre garage est resté ouverte Il... Um senhor foi a um evento com sua secretaria. Quando lá chegou a secretária notou que o ziper de sua calça estava aberto, e lhe disse: — Senhor, sua garagem está aberta! No que ele lhe perguntou: —... Un sef ajunge la birou Dimineata cu fermoarul de la pantaloni desfacut. Secretara Nestiind cum sa-l puna in tema direct, il Abordeaza: - Sefule azi dimineata cand Ai plecat de acasa ai inchis usa... Kona peker pa mannens buksesmekk og sier: Garasjedora di stär apen! Mannen: Sä du Rolls roysen min der inne? Nei, svarte kona, bare en gammel mini og 2 flate dekK"
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How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?
Guilt gifts are nicer.
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