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Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator.
I'm taking this shiт to a whole new level.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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How do you confuse a blonde?
You don't -- they're born that way.
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What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito?
Once you smack a mosquito it stops sucking
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Каква е разликата между комара и блондинката? Цицање Плавуша и комарец Η Ξανθιά και το κουνούπι Quelle est la différence entre les moustiques et les femmes ?Les moustiques, quand ils sucent, ils avalent, eux. Connaissez-vous la différence entre un moustique et une blonde? Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Blondine und einem Blutegel? Wenn man dem Blutegel auf den Kopf haut, hört er auf zu saugen. Која е разликата помеѓу плавуша и комарец? Комарецот откако ке го удриш престанува да цица! Vous savez quelle est la différence entre une blonde et un moustique ? Et bien le moustique arrête de sucer quand on lui tape sur le front. Vad är det för skillnad på en mygga och en blondin? Blondinen får suga färdigt. Quel est la différence entre un moustique et une prostituée ? Quand tu tapes le moustique il arrête de te sucer Hvad er forskellen på en myg og en blondine? – Myggen stopper med at suge når man klapper den. Hvad er forskellen på en blondine og en myg? Hvad er forskellen på en blondine og en myg? - En myg holder selv op med suge, når den har fået nok! What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it Hvad er forskellen på en myg og en kvinde? Kvinden får lov til at sutte færdig, før hun får et klask i røven! Wat is het verschil tussen een dom blondje en een mug? Een mug houdt op met zuigen als je hem slaat en een dom blondje niet? Hva er forskjellen på ei blondine og en mygg? - Blondinen fortsetter å suge dersom du klapser til henne.. Mitä eroa on sääskellä ja blondilla? - Sääski lakkaa imemästä jos sitä lyö. - Vad är det för skillnad på en rysk ubåt och en blondin? - Väldigt få har varit inne i en rysk ubåt. - Vet du vad det är för skillnad mellan en mygga och en blondin ? - Man sl�r myggan innan den har sugit f�rdigt - Vad är det för skillnad på en kvinna och en mygga? - Myggan låter man inte suga klart. Kuo skiriasi blondinė nuo uodo? Tuo, kad uodui davus per galvą, jis nebečiulpia... Sapete quale è la differenza tra una zanzara e una donna? che la zanzara rompe solo d'estate la donna tutto l'anno.
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What's the difference between a woman with РМS and a pit bull?
Lipstick.
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Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull C'est quoi la différence entre une belle-mère et un pit-bull? Каква е разликата между жена адвокат и питбул? - Червилото Qual a diferença entre a mulher e o leão? Hvad er forskellen på en kvindelig advokat og en pitbull? - Læbestift. Vad är skillnaden mellan en kvinnlig genusforskare och en rottweiler? – Läppstift. - Mi a különbség egy női ügyvéd és egy vérengző pitbull között? - ??? - A nő szája ki van rúzsozva. - Что отличает женщину, с предменструальным синдромом от ротвейлера? - Губная помада! - Vad är det för skillnad mellan en kvinnlig advokat och en pitbullterrier? Läppstift.
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How do you кill a blonde?
Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
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What do you call a room full of women, half with РМS, half with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party!
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What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
An Air Bag.
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Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days?
A: Give her a piece of paper that has "Please turn over" written on both sides.
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Как можеш да забавляваш блондинка цял ден? - Знаеш ли как можеш да занимаваш блондинка цял ден? Eine Blondine beschäftigen Το χαρτί Απασχόληση Πώς απασχολούμε μία ξανθιά; Μια ξανθιά και ένα χαρτί. Comment amuser une blonde toute une journée? Wie kann man eine Blondine stundenlang beschäftigen? ¿Cómo mantienes a un tonto ocupado?. (Lee abajo). Comment est-ce que vous amusez une blonde pendant des heures? écrivez " S'il vous plaît, tournez-moi " sur les deux côtés d'un morceau de papier. Hur kan man hålla en Blondin sysselsatt i timmar? Visa svaret Svar: Man ger henne ett papper där det står "var god vänd" på båda sidor. Wie kann man eine Blondine ewig beschäftigen? Man nimmt einen Zettel und schreibt auf beide Seiten: "Bitte wenden!" Wie beschäftigt man eine Blondine für mehrere Stunden? Einfach "Bitte umdrehen!" auf beide Seiten eines Blatt Papiers schreiben. Hur gör man en norsk evighetsmaskin? Man skriver vänd på båda sidor om ett papper. Wie kann man eine Blondine Stundenlang beschäftigen? Entweder man stellt sie in einen runden Raum und sagt sie soll die Ecken zählen oder man gibt ihr einen Zettel wo auf beiden Seiten , Bitte... Kuinka pidät blondin kiireisenä koko päivän? Vie hänet pyöreään huoneeseen ja käske istua nurkkaan tai kirjoita kummallekin puolelle paperia “Käännä!” Como você mantem uma loira ocupada? Escreva "vire por favor" nos doislados de uma folha. Comment occupé une blonde toute une journée? Il suffit de prendre une feuille A4 et d'inscrire "tourner la page" de chaque coter Kuinka pidät blondin kiireisenä? - Kirjoita kummallekin puolelle paperia "Käännä! Како да забавуваш плавуша? - Дај и лист хартија и од двете страни напиши "сврти".
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
I wonder if it's mine.
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Why was the blonde staring at the Orange Juice?
Because it said concentrate!
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Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Orange Juice Carton Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate". Pourquoi une blonde fixe son verre de jus d'orange pendant 10 minutes avant de le boire ? Parce qu'il est écrit dessus : concentré. Din mamma är så dum att hon satt i en hel timme och tittade på juice-förpackningen, för att det stod “koncentrerat”. ¿ Por qué los atlantes se quedan viendo fijamente un jugo? Porque dice: CONCENTRADO. De ce se hoalba o blonda la o cutie de suc de portocale? Pentru ca pe cutie scrie CONCENTRAT! Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
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How did the blonde break her arm while raking leaves?
She fell out of a tree.
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What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
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Как се нарича умната блондинка? Паметна плавуша Smart Blonde Eine intelligente Blondine Hvad kalder du en intelligent blondine? – En Golden Retriever. Hva kalles en smart blondine? Svar: Golden Retriver. Miksi kutsutaan viisasta blondia? - Kultaiseksi noutajaksi Het is blond en slim? Een golden retreiver - Vad kallar man en smart blondin? - Golden retriever. Vad kallar man en smart blondin? Golden retriever En indikation på att man är alldeles för full Falsk
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Ah, 'Friday'... my second favorite F-word.
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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!
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Blonde Loses Sweet Job ¿Por qué echaron a los gallegos de la fabrica de m&m's?. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's Hvorfor blev blondinen fyret fra m&m fabrikken? – Fordi hun sorterede alle dem fra med W på.
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I hate Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and half of Friday...
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A priest put up a signboard outside his church saying, "I pray for all."
A lawyer passing by wrote underneath, "I plead for all."
"I prescribe for all," scribbled a doctor.
"And I pay for all!" added a citizen.
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A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.”
The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."
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Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?
Joe: I won it in a race.
Bill: How many people participated in it?
Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!
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Брат, вчера спечелих часовник на "Армани" в състезание по надбягване! Рамче се фали на девојка му: Dois amigos se encontram: — Caramba! — diz o primeiro — Que relógio legal você comprou, hein? — Não comprei não... — responde o amigo — Ganhei em uma corrida! — Que legal, cara! E quantas pessoas participaram dessa corrida? — Três! — Só isso? — É......
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I’ve been saying “mucho” to my Spanish friend a lot more often lately.
It means a lot to him.
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