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Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The policeman said, "What's he like?"
Little Johnny replied, "Вееr and women!"
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A Doctor while examining an old retired Army vet:
"when was the last time you had sеx?"
Вith a long pause the vet replies.
"1955 i believe"
Doctor: "Whoa! Its been a long while then ?"
Vet: Its only 20:15 right now?
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Visite im Altersheim. A young , attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him, “Major, when was the last time you had sex?” En äldre dam blev intervjuad på ålderdomshemmet. - Säg mig fru Olsson, när hade ni sex senast? - Tja. Det var nog kring 1945... - Jaha, då är det rätt så länge sen? - Ni ungdomar har inget...
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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
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Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle gefärbte Blondine Ξανθιες.κομ - что такое исскуственный интелект? - это блондинка перекрашенная в... Μαύρα μαλλιά ... Τεχνητή Νοημοσύνη Въпрос: какво е блондинка, която си е боядисала косата в черно? Qu'est ce qu'une blonde avec une mèche brune? Un brin d'intelligence. Qu'est ce qu'une blonde avec une coloration brune? L'intelligence artificiel. Vad kallar man en blondin som färgar håret mörkt? Artificiell intelligens! ¿Cómo se llama a una rubia teñida de morocha? Inteligencia Artificial. ¿Cómo se hace para ahogar a una rubia? Se le pone un espejo en el fondo de la pileta. Hvad kalder man en blondine der farver sit hår brunt? – Kunstig intelligens — Що таке "штучний інтелект"? — Це білявка, пофарбована в брюнетку. - Ce este o blonda vopsita brunet? - Inteligenta artificiala. Miksi sitä kutsutaan, kun blondi värjää hiuksensa ruskeiksi? - Tekoälyksi. - Bir şarışın bayanın saçlarını boyatıp esmer yaparsanız ne olur? - Yapay zeka… Co powstanie kiedy blondynka przefarbuje włosy? - Sztuczna inteligencja. - Come si chiama una bionda che si tinge i capelli di nero? Intelligenza artificiale. - Cosa ha detto la gamba destra alla gamba sinistra della bionda? Niente, non si sono mai incontrate. - Perché... Vad kallas det när en blondin färgar håret brunt? Artificiell intelligens. - Hjärntransplantation Kaip vadiname tokį reiškinį, kai blondinė tampa brunete, nusidažiusi plaukus? - Dirbtinis intelektas… Ka sauc blondīni ar krāsotiem matiem? - Mākslīgais intelekts Kako se zove plavuša koja se ofarbala u crno? Umjetna inteligencija. A blonde dies her hair brown... what do you call it? Artificial intelligence P: O que é uma loira com peruca morena? R: Inteligência Artificial.
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A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He asks the bartender for a вееr, and one for the road.
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Yo momma's so slow when she crossed the street she got a parking ticket.
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Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
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I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one.
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A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
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Какво отговоря блондинка като я попиташ дали мигачът мига? Две блондинки се возят в кола. Един борец казал на друг: Blonde Rides Shotgun The Blonde and the Blinker Δυο ξανθιές στο αμάξι Скъпа, погледни дали свети преден десен мигач! Што одговара плавуша кога ја прашуваат дали работи жмигавецот на колата: Zwei Österreicher überprüfen ihr Auto: - Vet du vad norrmännen säger om blinkersen i bilen? - Fungerer, fungerer ikke... C'est deux belges qui sont dans une voiture et le préparent pour partir en vacances. Le conducteur dis au passager - Va voir si le clignotant marche bien s'il te plaît. - Ouais, ouais, tout de... Carabinieri in auto: "Appuntato guarda se la freccia funziona". "Ora si', ora no, ora si', ora no ..." Det var en norrman, en dansk och Bellman som skulle köpa bil. Bellman ville prova ljusen och norrmannen ställde sig bakom bilen för att kontrollera ljusen. Bellman slog på ljuset. - Ja det... A man got in a taxi cab to be driven to work. They were about to turn a corner, but had to wait for the light. The taxi cab driver wasn’t sure his blinkers were working so he said to the man "will... A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No,... Kevin, schaust du mal bitte, ob der Blinker hinten funktioniert? Kevin: Ja geht, nein, doch jetzt wieder, jetzt wieder nicht. Un tipo le dice a la mujer rubia: - Andrea, hazme el favor y mírame si funciona el intermitente derecho. Andrea sale y dice: - Sí, no, sí, no. What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Det var en Svensk turist som var ute och åkte bil i Norge. Han svängde in på en verkstad för att kolla så att alla lampor på bilen fungerade. - Kan jag få hjälp med en sak? Frågade svensken. -... Det var två norr män som skulle åka bil. Då sa den som skulle köra till den andra: - Kan du gå ur och kolla så blinkersen funkar? - Okej, sa han och gick ut för att titta. Så satte han som skulle... P: O que uma loira te responde quando você pergunta se o pisca-pisca está funcionando? — Está; não está; Está. Não está... Ein Mann bittet eine Blondine sich hinter sein Auto zu stellen, um ihm zu sagen, ob sein Blinker funktioniert. Blondine geht hinters Auto und ruft: Ja Nein Ja Nein Ja Nein..... A guy asked a blonde if his blinkers were working and she replied On,off,on,off Two blondes are driving down the road, the driver turns to the passengar and says can you tell me if my blinker is working. So the passengar sticks her head out the window and says... A guy driving his car asks his blonde girlfriend to stick her head out of the window and check to see if the blinkers are working, she sticks her head out and tells the boyfriend to go ahead I'm... This guy picked up a dumb hitchhiker, and he said, 'Before we go any place, there might be something wrong with my right rear blinker. Will you go back there and check it?' The guy went back there.... Quando uma pessoa pergunta para uma loira se o pisca-pisca do carro está funcionado o que ela diz? R.. tá , nao tá , tá, nao tá , tá , nao tá....
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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
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I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris
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Quand Bruce Banner devient fou, il se transforme en Hulk. Quand Hulk devient fou, il se transforme en Chuck Norris. Wenn Bruce Banner wütend ist, wird er zum Hulk. Wenn der Hulk wütend ist, wird er zu Chuck Norris. Když se Bruce Banner rozzuří, změní se v Hulka. Když se Hulk rozzuří, změní se v Chucka Norrise. Όταν ο Μπρους Μπάννερ τσαντίζεται, μετατρέπεται σε Χαλκ. Όταν ο Χαλκ τσαντίζεται, μετατρέπεται σε Τσακ Νόρις.
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Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
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Q: What goes up when the water comes down?
A: An umbrella.
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Nutritionist: You should eat 1,200 calories a day.
Me: OK, and how many a night?
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Диетолог: За да свалите килограми, трябва да приемате по 1200 калории на ден.
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Chuck is able to slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ever call the wrong number.
You just answer the wrong phone.
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What swims and starts with a T? Two ducks.
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What do you call a vegan with diarrhea? A smoothie maker.
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What happens to mountains when they touch each other?
Answer: Nothing.
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Why do bees hum? They don't remember the text!
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