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Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
A: Tell her a joke on Monday.

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Two people are on opposite sides of a lake.
One yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," the other shouts back.

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Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
A: She heard drinks were on the house.

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Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: They always leave to go answer the door.

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Q: Why are blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can understand them.

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Q: What's worse than a redhead and a brunette trying to build a house underwater?
A: A blonde trying to set fire to it.

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Why did the blonde have empty вееr cans in her fridge?
For people who don't drink.

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Q: What did the вrа say to the hat?
A: "You go on ahead while I give these two a lift."

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Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

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A blonde bought some goldfish, but she did not know how to feed them.
She called her brunette friend for help. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, ''Now, what do I give them to drink?''

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Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A: A Frosted Flake.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

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A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, I'm horribly sick!"
The doctor looks at her and asks, "Flu?"
"No, I drove here."

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Q: What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain?
A: A space invader.

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A blonde's house was on fire, so she called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!"
The operator said, "OK, calm down, and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?"
The blonde replied, "Duh, in that big red truck!"

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Q: What is the definition of eternity?
A: Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.

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Q: What did the реnis say to the соndом?
A: "Cover me. I'm going in."

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Q: How do blondes' brain cells die?
A: Alone.

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Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

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Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a box?
A: A case of empties!

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