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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.

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Маdоnnа’s ‘Like a virgin’ came out 30 years ago.
I wonder when her follow up single, Like a hotdog in a hallway is coming out.

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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...

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Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.

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What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris

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Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.

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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.

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When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.

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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

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What Pokémon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?
Zikachu.

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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.

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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.

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Pancake Day…
The day the world fondly remembers and celebrates the time Kate Middleton’s тiтs ended up on the Internet.

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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.

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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...

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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.

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What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?
Finnish Hymn!

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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.

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