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What do you call a niggеr with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rаре White women?
An inmate.

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Black man says to siri:
"Take me home"
Siri replies:
"Taking you the quickest route to jail."

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Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggеrs?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggеrs?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggеrs?
Prison Warden.

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The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.

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What does a niggеr do after sеx? 25 years to life

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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rаре white women?
An inmate.

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Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.

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Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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You might be a redneck if a police officer pulls you over to ask for your driver's license and your address is the county jail.

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Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
A: For fingеring a minor.

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Q: What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?
A: You know that he actually did it.

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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggеrs wasn't the right answer.

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The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.

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Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright. Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed:
- to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying.
- to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin.
- to be a Nobel Prize winner.
- to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time.
- he was fired "on accident."

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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
A: Jail.

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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.

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Your mommas so fат when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction?
"A Jail break"

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