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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.

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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!

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Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.

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Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf.
Caddy: O! So, he too has played with you?

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Tom, Frank, and Harry are fishing in a boat.
Frank stands up to get a вееr, loses his balance, falls in the lake, and dissapears.
After a few minutes, and no sign of Frank, Tom tells Harry he better go in after him.
Harry drags him into the boat and notices hes not breathing.
"Better give him mouth-to-mouth" says Tom.
"Whew! I don't remember him having this bad of breath!" says Harry.
Tom replies,
"Oh yeah, well I don't remember him wearing a snowmobile suit!"

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Why did the referee have such a high phone bill?
Because he made to many calls!

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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undiеs over his pants!

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.

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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.

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Yo mama so sтuрid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

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Why did the basketball player go to jail?
"Because he shot the ball!"

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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.

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What do the World Series and bears on birth control have in common?
No Cubs

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A man comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include Joseph in the games anymore.
The husband asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?"
"Of course I wouldn't," replies the wife.
"Well," says the husband, "neither would Joseph."

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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.

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Did you hear John McEnroe went for an audition for the latest Harry Potter film?
They turned him down, saying "You cannot be Sirius!"

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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.

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How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica?
Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears.
Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.

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