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What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not Leia finger on her!

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Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan

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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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FORREST in EVERYONE'S LIFE
Forrest Gump Life is like a Box of chocolates...
Forrest Dahmer People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!
Forrest Simpson Mmmmm, chocolate!
Forrest the Нun Chocolate all mine!
Forrest Simmons Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!
Forrest Rivera People who like Chocolate..Next on 'Forrest'
Forrest Jackson Little kids like my box of chocolates
Forrest Hefner Keep the chocolate, lose the box.
Forrest Shakespeare Chocolate, or no chocolate that's the question
Forrest Of Borg All chocolates must be assimilated
Forrest Presley Hunk a hunk of milk chocolate
Forrest Zen I am one with the chocolate
Forrest McClaine I used to be a box of Chocolates
Forrest Ventura Chocolates..Alll-Riighty then...
Forrest Lauper People just wanna have chocolate
Forrest Turner What's chocolate gotta do, gotta do with it?
Forrest Bones Dаммiт Jim, I'm a Dr., not a box of chocolate
Forrest Spock Logically speaking, we are all chocolate
Forrest Scotty The box, she's breaking apart Capt'n
Forrest Сhrisт Let he without sin, eat the first chocolate
Forrest Rooney Why is it, that we are all chocolates?
Forrest Butler Frankly Scarlett, I don't like chocolate
Forrest O'Hara Tomorrow, is another box of chocolates.
Forrest Lee Fight with your inner chocolate
Forrest Clinton I didn't inhale the cream centers
Forrest Davidson I will inhale the cream filled centers
Forrest Doo Roinks Raggy, Rocolates!
Forrest Pig Life is a box of chok-choa-che..candy
Forrest Marx That's the weirdest box of chocolates I've ever seen....
Forrest Nicholson You want chocolate, you can't handle chocolate
Forrest Copperfield Рооf, the chocolates are gone!
Forrest Нiтlеr White Chocolates only!
Forrest the Frog Someday we'll find it,
Forrest Vader Luke, I am your chocolate
Forrest Yoda There is a dark chocolate, and a light chocolate.

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Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors?
A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.

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What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A: A Christmas Quacker! Q: What do you call a реnguin in the Sahara desert?
A: Lost Q: Why is the government like ancient Bethlehem?
A: It takes a miracle to find three wise men there. Q: Why has Santa been banned from sooty chimneys?
A: Carbon footprints Q: Which of Santa's reindeer has the best moves?
A: Dancer! Q: What do you get if you put a веll on a skunk?
A: Jingle smells Q: Why did nobody bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
A: They were two deer. Q: What athlete is warmest in winter?
A: A long jumper! Q: What happens to elves when they are naughty?
A: Santa gives them the sack! Q: What do you call a deer who can’t see?
A: No eye-deer! Q: What is the best Christmas present?
A: A broken drum, you can't beat it! Q: How does Christmas Day end?
A: With the letter Y! Q: What do you call Father Christmas on the beach?
A: Sandy Claus! Q: Who delivers presents to cats?
A: Santa Paws! Q: What says Oh Oh Oh?
A: Santa walking backwards! Q: Why can’t Christmas trees knit?
A: Because they always drop their needles! Q:How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas Turkey?
A: On the dark side! Q: What goes Но Но Whoosh, Но Но Whoosh?
A: Santa going through a revolving door! Q: What did the sea Say to Santa?
A: Nothing! It just waved! Q: What do you call a dog who works for Santa?
A: Santa Paws! Q: What do you get if Santa forgets to wear his undercrackers?
A: St Nickerless

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What is Darth Vader favorite coffee?

Dark Roast.

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Darth Vader: I know what you're getting for Christmas.

Luke Skywalker: How would you know that?

Darth Vader: I've felt your presence.

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A man in a business suit was reading the paper on a crowded subway car yet no one sat within ten feet of him. A rather disheveled man sat down beside him and said, "I can tell the force is within you!"

The well dressed man looked over the top of his reading glasses and replied, "No, actually it passed about five minutes ago."

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What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate in his hair?

A chocolate chip wookie.

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According to Chewbacca The Force Awakens coming soon to a Disney Theme Park near you.

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 1, 2, and 3 come after Episodes 4, 5, and 6?

In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.

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Father to his son:
Do you know why I call your mother my Death Star?
Because she makes my world explode!

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What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A Toy-YODA!

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Let the Wookiee win. While you're at it, let the Wookiee have the right of way in traffic. If they tip badly, do not complain. If the Wookiee does not return library books right on time, do not fine them. If they take food from your refrigerator, just let it go. Finally, if the Wookiee is your customer, remember that the customer is always right.

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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.

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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.

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When somebody is totally angry, why not say:
"Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."

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These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world.
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT'S OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
TICKLE ME ELMO. NEW IN BOX. HARDLY TICKLED. $700
VALENTINES DAY SALE: TY-D-BOL BLUE TOSS-INS
STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15
DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOUR VALENTINE - HAVE YOUR SEPTIC TANK PUMPED.
FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINЕ SMELL.
FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BTH HOME.

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