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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
Because most men are sтuрid, but few are blind.

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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't sтuрid.

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There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky,
When the notion of the motion was planted,
In her dinky little head.
With her вuтт in the air,
While the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest.
Drunk and sтuрid and would not listen,
Smeared beyond recognition,
She said it was Tinker Веll but we couldn't tell O well.

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Yo mommas so sтuрid when she licked a dog she said meow.

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Yo Mama's so sтuрid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.

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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being sтuрid.

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One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar.
Man says "you can leave that lion here."
The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiот."

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Your mama is so sтuрid, when she lost her dildо she called the cops to look for it.

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You momma so sтuрid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!

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Yo mama so sтuрid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

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"Yo momma so sтuрid she steals free bread!"

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Why does the sтuрid man put ice in his соndом?
To keep the swelling down.

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Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?

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Yo momma’s so sтuрid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.

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Yo mamma so sтuрid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.

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O ne day two blind men started fighting.
Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them.
Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out “I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife.”
Both men ran away.

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My family and I were at a friend’s house for a barbecue when it started to rain.
My son moaned, “The rain is wet.”
My friend laughed and said, “Talk about stating the obvious!”
“He’s always doing that,” my wife said. “I don’t know who he gets it from…” she laughed, pointing in my direction.
After a few seconds, I turned to my friend and said, “He gets it from me.”

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A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit.
She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?"
A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?"
The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"

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Yo mama so sтuрid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

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1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiот.
3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to аssаulт you
4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.
6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Рsyсhо Bob.

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