Nigger Jokes, Black people

Why were wheelbarrows invented?
To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.

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Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!

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What do you throw to a drowning black man?
The rest of his family.

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What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A victim.

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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
- Because black people have no rights..

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Why do blacks walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.

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What's long and hard on a blackman?
The first grade.

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What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one?
White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"

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What is it called when a black women is in labour?
Constipation

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What do you call a black light?
A mixed person that shines too bright.

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What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
Vinegar!

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Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
The cops.

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Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.

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What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger

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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.

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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.

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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
He wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
Then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
But I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."

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What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
You can only kill so much time.

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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.

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