Nigger Jokes, Black people

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Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

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Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!

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Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa.
We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from НIV.

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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.

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A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, "Daddy, daddy, Philip just got taken by the current" and the dad says,
"Oh, forget that niggа."

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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.

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Q: What does a poor boy get for Christmas?
A: Your bike.

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Why did the black guy cross the road?
Who the fuск cares, why is he out of the cotton field?

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Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.

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What do you call a black light?
A mixed person that shines too bright.

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What's long and hard on a blackman?
The first grade.

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If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a niggеr would rob me.

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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.

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Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.

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How do you get a redneck gal pregnant?
Come on her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.

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What do the ККК and Nike have in common?
They both make a niggа run faster.

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Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.

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