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Sherlock Holmes und Dr. Watson wandern Holmes und Watson Σέρλοκ Χολμς Σκηνή Вечер. Σέρλοκ Χολμς και Μάθιου Γουάτσον Двама приятели на излет Шерлок Холмс и доктор Ватсон отправились в поход. Вечером они поставили палатку и улеглись в ней спать. Ночью Холмс будит своего спутника: Sherlock Holmes und Dr. Watson zelten. Mitten in der Nacht wird Dr. Watson von Sherlock Holmes geweckt. Holmes: Sherlock Holmes e il suo fidato assistente Watson vanno in campeggio e dopo una bella cena ed una bottiglia di vino Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine Two adventurers John and Jack were hunting for gold in the desert. After roaming all day long under the hot sun Sherlock Holmes och doktor Watson campar. De slår upp tältet under stjärnorna och går och lägger sig. Mitt i natten väcker Sherlock Holmes Twee mannen gaan kamperen. Ze zetten de tent op en wanneer de avond valt kruipen ze in hun slaapzak en beginnen te slapen. Om 4u snachts worden ze wakker en de ene vraagt aan de andere : "Weet je... Dos amigos Sherlock Holmes och Dr Watson var ute och vandrade i bergen. På kvällen reste de sitt tält under den stjärnbeströdda himlen och gick och lade sig. Någon gång mitt i natten blir Dr Watson väkt av... Sherlock Holmes et le Dr Watson sont au camping. Après un bon repas et une bouteille de vin Sherlock Holmes e o doutor Watson vão acampar. Após um bom jantar e uma garrafa de vinho Dwaj koledzy nocują pod namiotem. W środku nocy jeden budzi drugiego: - Co widzisz? - Gwiazdy i księżyc. - Co to oznacza? - Że jutro będzie ładna pogoda. - Ty głupku! To oznacza Sherlock Holmes og Dr. Watson var på telttur. En kveld lå de og tittet opp på himmelen. Holmes sa: - Watson Sherlock Holmes wybrał się z Dr Watsonem do lasu. W pewnym momencie w nocy Gittikleri yerde kamp kurarlar. Tatillerinin ikinci gününün akşamı güzel bir yemek yiyip uykuya dalarlar. Birkaç saat sonra kadın uyanır ve kocasını da uyandırır. Adam uyku sersemidir; güzel bir... Sherlock Holmes En berømte detektiv Sherlock Holmes og hans assistent Doctor Watson er på camping og overnatter i telt. Midt om natten prikker Holmes til Watson og spørger ham: “Watson Sherlock Holmes és dr. Watson túrázni mennek Sherlock Holmes en zij assistent dr. Watson zitten op een camping. Zegt Sherlock ineens: "Kijk eens naar boven en zeg me wat ziet. Redeneer Holmes ed il Dott. Watson decidono di passare un week end in campeggio in una tenda nel mezzo di una foresta. A notte fonda Holmes sveglia il dottore: "Watson Sherlock Holmes a doktor Watson si vyjeli do přírody. Večer unaveni ulehli do stanu. Holmes se v noci probudil Sherlock Holmes e o Dr Watson estão acampados em plena selva. Holmes acorda no meio da noite Sherlock Holmes og Dr. Watson drar på campingtur Sherlock Holmes e il dottor Watson si trovano in vacanza in un campeggio. Dopo una buona cena e un'ottima bottiglia di vino Sherlock Holmes och Watson är på tältsemester. De sätter upp tältet under en stjärnklar himmel och går och lägger sig. Mitt i natten blir Watson väckt av Sherlock Holmes. - Watson Sherlock Holmes og Watson var på telttur. De ligger i soveposerne og Holmes siger: - Watson Sherlock Holmes och Watson campade på engelska landsbygden och avnjöt en god måltid och delade på en flaska vin innan de lade sig för att sova. Några timmar senare vaknade Holmes och ruskade sin... Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night Sherlock Holmes és dr. Watson kempingeznek. Éjjel Sherlock felébred Sherlock Holmes et son ami le Docteur Watson Font du camping. En plein milieu de la nuit Nusprendė kartą Šerlokas Holmsas ir Vatsonas pastovyklauti. Nuvažiavo į gamtą Sherlock Holmes en Dr. Watson gingen kamperen. Na een goede maaltijd en een fles wijn legden ze zich neer voor de nacht en gingen slapen. Enkele uren later werd Holmes wakker en stootte zijn trouwe...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long and then, having gotten tired, unpacked and quickly retired.
Holmes wakes up deep into the night, wakes Watson and says "Watson, do you see the bright stars and do you notice how clear the sky is? What can you deduce from it?"
Watson yawns and tries to play the game.
"Well, this clearly tells us the weather tomorrow is going to be dry and sunny."
"No, my friend. It’s much simpler than that. Someone has stolen our tent."
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Умрял Шерлок Холмс и попаднал в рая.
Sherlock Holmes dies and goes to Heaven.
There is a brouhaha.
Sherlock Holmes asks St. Peter what seems to be the problem.
Apparently, Adam has gone 'walkabout' among all the souls.
It will take ages to find him. Holmes tracks down Adam, very quickly.
The Lord asks Holmes how he recognized Adam among the millions of souls, without ever having met him.
"Elementary, my dear God, he has no navel."
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Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.
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2020 has been hard on all of us - Emma Watson
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"Watson, you look constipated!"
"No shiт, Sherlock."
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Watson came excitedly to Sherlock Holmes place and told him his dog had swallowed his ring. Sherlock told Watson,
"Don't worry. He will pass it eventually".
Watson replies,
"Thank you very much, Sherlock".
Sherlock says to Watson:
"It's alimentary, my dear Watson"
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Sherlock Holmes und Dr. Watson wandern Holmes und Watson Σέρλοκ Χολμς Σκηνή Вечер. Σέρλοκ Χολμς και Μάθιου Γουάτσον Двама приятели на излет Шерлок Холмс и доктор Ватсон отправились в поход. Вечером они поставили палатку и улеглись в ней спать. Ночью Холмс будит своего спутника: Sherlock Holmes und Dr. Watson zelten. Mitten in der Nacht wird Dr. Watson von Sherlock Holmes geweckt. Holmes: Sherlock Holmes e il suo fidato assistente Watson vanno in campeggio e dopo una bella cena ed una bottiglia di vino Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine Two adventurers John and Jack were hunting for gold in the desert. After roaming all day long under the hot sun Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long and then Sherlock Holmes och doktor Watson campar. De slår upp tältet under stjärnorna och går och lägger sig. Mitt i natten väcker Sherlock Holmes Twee mannen gaan kamperen. Ze zetten de tent op en wanneer de avond valt kruipen ze in hun slaapzak en beginnen te slapen. Om 4u snachts worden ze wakker en de ene vraagt aan de andere : "Weet je... Dos amigos Sherlock Holmes och Dr Watson var ute och vandrade i bergen. På kvällen reste de sitt tält under den stjärnbeströdda himlen och gick och lade sig. Någon gång mitt i natten blir Dr Watson väkt av... Sherlock Holmes et le Dr Watson sont au camping. Après un bon repas et une bouteille de vin Sherlock Holmes e o doutor Watson vão acampar. Após um bom jantar e uma garrafa de vinho Dwaj koledzy nocują pod namiotem. W środku nocy jeden budzi drugiego: - Co widzisz? - Gwiazdy i księżyc. - Co to oznacza? - Że jutro będzie ładna pogoda. - Ty głupku! To oznacza Sherlock Holmes og Dr. Watson var på telttur. En kveld lå de og tittet opp på himmelen. Holmes sa: - Watson Sherlock Holmes wybrał się z Dr Watsonem do lasu. W pewnym momencie w nocy Gittikleri yerde kamp kurarlar. Tatillerinin ikinci gününün akşamı güzel bir yemek yiyip uykuya dalarlar. Birkaç saat sonra kadın uyanır ve kocasını da uyandırır. Adam uyku sersemidir; güzel bir... Sherlock Holmes En berømte detektiv Sherlock Holmes og hans assistent Doctor Watson er på camping og overnatter i telt. Midt om natten prikker Holmes til Watson og spørger ham: “Watson Sherlock Holmes és dr. Watson túrázni mennek Sherlock Holmes en zij assistent dr. Watson zitten op een camping. Zegt Sherlock ineens: "Kijk eens naar boven en zeg me wat ziet. Redeneer Holmes ed il Dott. Watson decidono di passare un week end in campeggio in una tenda nel mezzo di una foresta. A notte fonda Holmes sveglia il dottore: "Watson Sherlock Holmes a doktor Watson si vyjeli do přírody. Večer unaveni ulehli do stanu. Holmes se v noci probudil Sherlock Holmes e o Dr Watson estão acampados em plena selva. Holmes acorda no meio da noite Sherlock Holmes og Dr. Watson drar på campingtur Sherlock Holmes e il dottor Watson si trovano in vacanza in un campeggio. Dopo una buona cena e un'ottima bottiglia di vino Sherlock Holmes och Watson är på tältsemester. De sätter upp tältet under en stjärnklar himmel och går och lägger sig. Mitt i natten blir Watson väckt av Sherlock Holmes. - Watson Sherlock Holmes og Watson var på telttur. De ligger i soveposerne og Holmes siger: - Watson Sherlock Holmes och Watson campade på engelska landsbygden och avnjöt en god måltid och delade på en flaska vin innan de lade sig för att sova. Några timmar senare vaknade Holmes och ruskade sin... Sherlock Holmes és dr. Watson kempingeznek. Éjjel Sherlock felébred Sherlock Holmes et son ami le Docteur Watson Font du camping. En plein milieu de la nuit Nusprendė kartą Šerlokas Holmsas ir Vatsonas pastovyklauti. Nuvažiavo į gamtą Sherlock Holmes en Dr. Watson gingen kamperen. Na een goede maaltijd en een fles wijn legden ze zich neer voor de nacht en gingen slapen. Enkele uren later werd Holmes wakker en stootte zijn trouwe...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said:
- ” Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"
Watson said,
"I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes:
"And what does that tell you?"
Watson:
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorogically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes:
"Somebody stole our tent."
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The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records, and then sat for what seemed like hours as the accountant pored over them.
Finally the IRS agent looked up and commented, “You must have been a tremendous fаn of Sir Arthur Doyle” “why would you say that?” wondered the broker. “Because you’ve made more brilliant deductions on your last three returns than Sherlock Holmes made in his entire career.”
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Sherlock Holmes faced a tax audit because...
All his clever deductions made the tax office very suspicious.
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Why was Sherlock Holmes such a successful detective in Australia?
Because he had a good eye.
(Read out loud)
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Watson didn't make much money working for Sherlock Holmes
Too many deductions
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Sherlock Holmes, how is the periodic table structured?
It's elementally, my dear Watson.
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