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Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
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Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.
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As a child, I was afraid of ghosts.
As I grew up, I realized people are more scary.
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Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken соndом.
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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Jenna, Jessica and Аriana die.
They all go to heaven and GOD says, "You can do whatever you want, just don't step on a pink cloud".
The first day, Jenna goes out and comes back with a ugly guy.
Jessica and Ariana ask, "what happen?".
Jenna says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
The next day, Jessica goes out, she comes back with a ugly guy.
Jenna and Ariana ask, "what happen?".
Jessica says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
The following day Ariana goes out and comes back with a HOTT guy, blue eyes, thin and tall.
Jenna and Jessica ask, "What happen?"
The guy says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
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Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Boomerang El hombre feo y el búmeran Deine Mutter braucht einen Boomerang Deine Mudda ist so hässlich Ta mère est tellement laide que lorsqu'elle a lancé un boomerang il a refusé de revenir. Tvoje máma je tak hnusná
Yo Momma so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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