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You played me as a тооl..
Now, I feel like a fool..
For falling head over heels in love with you.
You dragged me to the edge..
Didn't care what came next..
I had been warned about you're games..
I gave you a chance..
And every step was a dance..
A dance on flames and fire!
Well, baby.. You were a liar!
- Music, Poems, Songs and Rhymes.. This is my life..
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Roser er røde, violer er blå, min kærlighed til dig er så sort at du ikke kan forstå.
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In my dream you are my life. but in my life you are just a dream
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“Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.”
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“We accept the love we think we deserve.”
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“Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.”
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“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…I could walk through my garden forever.”
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“For the two of us, home isn’t a place. It is a person. And we are finally home.”
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“Why is it so hard to articulate love yet so easy to express disappointment?”
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“You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, Love like you’ll never be hurt, Sing like there’s nobody listening, And live like it’s heaven on earth.”
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“The heart wants, what it wants.”
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“Sometimes I look at you and I wonder how I got to be so dамn lucky.”
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“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”
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“Venner stiller dig spørgsmål; fjender stiller spørgsmålstegn ved dig.”
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“All of me loves all of you.”
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“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hеll don’t deserve me at my best.”
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“At være inderligt elsket af et andet menneske giver én styrke. At elske et andet menneske inderligt giver én mod.”
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“Sometimes love means letting go when you want to hold on tighter.”
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