I lost an electron
Das verlorene Elektron
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
Due atomi si incontrano per strada. Il primo: "Come va? Tutto bene?". L'altro
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says
Molecule 1: I just lost an electron. Molecule 2: Are you sure? Molecule 1: I’m positive.
Dos moléculas están caminando en la calle y chocan. Una le dice a la otra: ¿Estas bien ¡No
Two molecules are walking down the street and one starts looking around. The other asks
Two hydrogen atoms are at a party and bump into each other. The first one says
Two atoms were walking down the street. One atom says to the other one
Qué tal amigo, ¿Por qué tan estresado?
Es que perdí un electrón, respondió.
¿ Estás seguro?
Sí, estoy completamente positivo.