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My eyelids are so sеxy, I can't keep my eyes off them.
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Един негър влиза в бар, а на рамото му седи страхотен папагал. Geht ein Afrikaner mit einem Papagei auf der Schulter spazieren. Fragt ihn ein Passant: Идет негр с попугаем на плече. Мужик у пивного ларька смотрит напряженно на них и спрашивает: Kommt ein Neger in eine Bar, mit einem Papagei auf der Schulter. Fragt der Wirt: "Wo haben sie den denn her?" Sagt der Papagei: "Aus Afrika!" Іде негр із папугою на плечі. Чоловік біля пивнички пильно дивиться на них і запитує: — Ти де його взяв? Папуга відповідає: — В Африці! Їх там мільйони! Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.  The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?"  The parrot says, "Africa…" Komt een neger in het cafe met een papegaai op zijn schouder. Zegtie Cafebaas: "Leuk zeg, hoe kom je daar aan?" Zegtie papegaai: "Uit Afrika, daar wemelt het ervan" Un noir se promène avec un perroquet sur l'épaule, Une passante l'interpelle: _Oh ! Il est joli, c'est trop mignon, où l'avez vous trouvé ? _En Afrique Centrale, il y en a tout plein là bas. _Oh !... A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you... En sort fyr går ind i en bar med en papegøje på skulderen og beder om en øl. Bartenderen bringer en øl og ser papegøjen på skulderen og spørg: “Hey, det er virkelig en flot. Hvor har du fået den?”... Roberto Blanko kommt mit ein Papagei auf der Schulter in eine Kneipe.Sagt der Wirt …wo hast du denn denn her ? Sagt der Papagei…aus Kuba En svart man gick in på en bar med en papegoja på axeln. Han som ägde baren blev mycket imponerad och sa: ”Oj vad snygg, vart har du hittat den.” ”Tack, jag hittade den i Afrika svarade papegojan.” C'est un noir qui se promène avec un perroquet sur l'épaule. Un passant demande: - Où l'avez vous trouvé? - En Afrique centrale, il y en a plein, répond le perroquet. Přijde černoch do obchodu a na rameni má velkého papouška. "Jé, ten je krásný," rozplývá se mladá prodavačka, "odkud ho máte?" "No přece z Afriky, tam jich je mnoho," odpoví papoušek. - Ein Neger kommt mit einem Papagei auf der Schulter in eine Bar. Der Barkeeper: Hey, wo hast du den denn her ? Der Papagei: Aus Afrika die gibts da wie Sand am Meer ! Do baru wchodzi murzynka z papugą na ramieniu: - Skąd ją masz? - pyta barman. - Z Afryki - odpowiada papuga. Un negru in Gara de Nord se plimba cu un papagal pe umar. Un smecher intreaba? -Vvorbeste?Dar papagalul raspunde. - Abia ieri la-m primit din Africa. Egy néger fickó sétál be egy bárba, vállán egy nagy papagájjal. A pultos meglepődve felkiált: - Hát ezt meg honnan szerezted?! Mire megszólal a papagáj: - Afrikából, ott több millió van belőle! Černoch s papouškem na rameni vejde do obchodu a Prodavačka praví: "Je krásný, odkud ho máte ?" "Z Afriky, tam je jich plno," odpoví papoušek. Um crioulo entra no bar com um papagaio no ombro e um grita ládo fundo; " Onde arrumou esse animal?" O papagaio respondeu: " Na África, tá cheio deles." Ulazi u kafanu crnac sa ogromnim papagajem na ramenu. - "Gde si nabavio to čudo?" upita ga konobar. - "U Africi, ima ih na milione", odgovori papagaj. Um dia um negão saiu de casa louco por um papagaio, afinal, vivia sozinho e queria alguem para conversar, mesmo sendo um papapagaio. Logo entra em uma loja e avista um, pergunta o preço e logo... Un nero entra in un bar con un pappagallo sulla spalla e il barista gli chiede: “Desidera?”. E il pappagallo risponde: “Una birra”. Mentre versa il barista chiede: “Bello, dove lo ha trovato?”. E... Įeina į barą juodaodis su papūga ant peties. Barmenas klausia: - Iš kur gavai? Papūga: - Iš Afrikos.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot. "There are many of them"
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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
A: Cold cream!
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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
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Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit?
A:
"Will the defendant please rise".
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Докторе, зъбите ми са съвсем жълти! Пациент отива на зъболекар и му се оплаква: El doctor y los dientes amarillos Docteur, j'ai les dents jaunies! - Portez une cravate marron !!! Kowalski postanowił wybrać się do dentysty: - Co by Pan radził zrobić z moimi żółtymi zębami? - Niech Pan nosi brązowe krawatu. Na pewno będą ładnie pasować. Un señor va al dentista pues tenía los dientes muy amarillos. Llega donde el dentista y le dice: Doctor, tengo los dientes amarillos, ¿Qué me recomienda? El doctor responde, corbata marrón. Un uomo va dal dottore e gli dice: "dottore, dottore ho un problema..ho i denti gialli cosa mi consiglia?" e il dottore risponde: "una bella cravatta marrone ,gli si abbina..." - Co by mi pan radził zrobić przy moich żółtych zębach? - Najlepiej założyć brązowy krawat! Ασθενής: Γιατρέ έχω κίτρινα δόντια. Τι να κάνω; Γιατρός: Να φοράς καφέ γραβάτα!
Patient:
"Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"
Dentist:
"Wear a brown tie..."
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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter?
A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.
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I live in constant fear that my kid will become a famous artist or painter and I will have thrown out about a trillion dollars of her work.
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You have very nice legs.
What time do they open?
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A Horse Walks Into a Bar...
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates.
The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?"
No.
The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?"
No.
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck."
The farmer shot Chuck.
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Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready.
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The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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WHY GOD? WHY ONLY ME? WHY YOU ARE DOING THIS TO ME... Didn't we had a deal that I never get old :
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