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Знаете ли защо негрите ядат само бял шоколад? Γιατί οι αράπηδες τρώνε μόνο άσπρες σοκολάτες; Σοκολάτα Οι σοκολάτες Γιατί βγήκαν οι άσπρες σοκολάτες; - Знаете ли защо са измислили белия шоколад? Белый шоколад придумали для того, чтобы негритята тоже могли вымазаться. - Защо е измислен белия шоколад? - Зачем придумали белый шоколад? - Чтобы и негритятам было чем выпачкать свои мордашки! Varför uppfann man vit choklad? – För att negrarna inte ska bita sig i fingrarna när de äter choklad. Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too. Hvorfor har man opfundet hvid chokolade? – Så negere ikke skal bide sig selv i fingeren – Varför säljs så mycket vit choklad i Afrika? – För att de inte skall bita sig i fingrarna. Warum hat ein Neger im Kino, wenn er Schokolade ißt, weiße Handschuhe an? Damit er sich nicht in die Finger beißt! Wieso wurde weiße Schokolade erfunden? – Damit Neger sich beim Essen nicht in die Finger beißen. – For at negerene ikke bider sig selv i fingrene når de spiser chokolade. Hvorfor har man opfundet hvid chokolade? De ce s-a inventat ciocolata alba? Pt a se murdari si copii negri la gura - Po co produkuje się białą czekoladę? - Żeby murzynek też mógł się upieprzyć.
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Un Monsieur rend visite à son papa âgé de 90 ans, à la maison de retraite où il vient juste d’être installé. - Тате, как е във старческия дом? - Ой, а что это у вашего дедушки? Ein Enkel besucht seinen Opa im Krankenhaus. Er fragt ihn: Πάει ο τύπος στο νοσοκομείο, να επισκεφθεί τον 85χρονο παππού του. - Πώς τα περνάς εδώ πέρα, παππού; ρωτάει - Υπέροχα! απαντάει ο παππούς. - Το φαΐ είναι καλό; ξαναρωτάει ο τύπος. - Τέλειο! λέει ο παππούς. - Σε φροντίζουν καλά οι νοσοκόμες; συνεχίζει ο εγγονός. - Καλύτερα δε γίνεται.... Styrbjörn besökte sin 83-årige farfar på ålderdomshemmet. Gubben ser pigg och nyter ut. – Du verkar va i fin form, farfar. Hur har du det? – Bara bra, sa den gamle. – Hur är maten? – Jättegod. I... Un uomo va a visitare il nonno 85enne ricoverato in una casa di cura per anziani. “Come va, nonno?”. “Niente male” gli fa il nonno. “E com’e’ il cibo?”. “Stupendo”. “E le infermiere?”. “Non...
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital. "How are you grandpa? he asks.

"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?"

"Terrific, wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"

"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"

"No problem, nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viаgrа tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light."

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge. "What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viаgrа on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?"

"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viаgrа tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viаgrа stops him from rolling out of
bed."
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Вземи тия лешници,че баба няма зъби,да ги яде! Баба вика внучката си: Старушка всегда угощала кондуктора кешью и миндалем. Uma velhinha sentada atrás do motorista do ônibus, oferece alguns amendoins para o moço, que aceita. Passado um tempo ela oferece mais alguns. O motorista come e pergunta para a velhinha: Un'anziana signora avvicina un tassista e gli offre un sacchetto di nocciole croccanti dicendogli che gli spiace buttarle ma lei senza denti non riesce a mangiarle. L'uomo per rispetto dell'anziana signora e in nome della sua economicità accetta il dono la ringrazia, quindi si mangia le... Un gruppo di anziane conigliette parte per una gita in pullman e dopo qualche ora di viaggio, una di loro offre una manciata generosa di arachidi al conducente, il quale accetta ben volentieri. Poco dopo, gliene porge altri ed altri ancora, fino a quando il conducente non si preoccupa ed... Момченце отишло на гости на баба си със свой приятел. Докато приказвало с баба си в кухнята, приятелят му ядял фъстъци от купичка на масата в дневната. Когато дошло време да си тръгват, приятелят извикал: - Благодаря за фъстъците! - Моля - отвърнала бабата. - Откакто си изгубих ченето, мога само... En busschaufför kör en buss fullastad med pensionärer längs en motorväg när en gammal dam kommer fram och knackar honom på axeln. Hon erbjuder honom en handfull med jordnötter, vilken han tacksamt äter upp. Efter cirka 15 minuter kommer hon återigen... Tur otobüsü şöförünün omzuna dokunulunca adam hafifçe başını çevirmiş, bir bakmış ki elinde bir avuç badem, yaşlı bir kadın durmakta.. Teşekkür ederek almış bademleri ve yemiş.. 15 dakika sonra...
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So this dude walks into an ice cream shop and he asks the clerk, ‘hello sir may I have a quart of vanilla?’ …
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The clerk politely responds, ‘I’m sorry we’re fresh out of vanilla.’ …
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The man clearly disappointed says, ‘ah shucks, alright, I guess I’ll just take a pint of vanilla.’
The clerk, slightly agitated, states, ‘Sir we are completely out of vanilla. I don’t have anymore.’
The man lets out a sigh and says, ‘OK, OK, fine. I’ll just take a cone of vanilla.’
The clerk gives him a blank stare for a moment and says ‘sir spell the straw in strawberry.’
‘S-T-R-A-W.’
‘Spell the choc in chocolate.’
‘C-H-O-C.’
‘Ok now spell the freak in vanilla.’
‘But there’s no freak in vanilla.’
‘THATS WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU! … THERE’S NO FREAKIN’ VANILLA!’
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Mother Teresa dies and of course goes directly to heaven. God greets her and asks her, "After you get familiar with this place, how about we have dinner together?"
"I would love to eat dinner with you!" Later that evening they meet up for dinner and she takes a seat at the dining room table. God is in the kitchen and starts preparing a very simple meal: one can of tuna fish and some crackers. Through some cracks in the floor, Mother Teresa looks down at Неll; she sees fire and red hot flames with hundreds of thousands of people, and they are dining on lobster, fine wine, chocolate cakes, steaks, pancakes, row after row of fine food. Mother Teresa can't help but ask, "God, look at how they're eating down there. Shouldn't we be dining even better than Неll? You are just serving canned tuna and crackers..." God says, "Well, I figure since it's just the two of us, why cook?"
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