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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish.
After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred say, "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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What do you call a cave-dwelling virgin?
Never Bin Laidon
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Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.
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An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first?
The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl?
Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin?
A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
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This was a really, really big year for me.
I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults' table. That's 'cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.
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Q: What's a polygon?
A: A dead parrot.
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"
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Adolf Hitlers Selbstmord - Защо Хитлер се е самоубил? Perquè Hitler se suicido? -¿Cual fue el mayor susto de la historia para hitler? Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got his gas bill. Pourquoi Hitler s'est suicidé ? Parce qu'il a reçu la facture de gaz Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill. Varför tog Hitler självmord? Företaget han köpte gas ifrån skickade en räkning. Varför tog Hitler sitt eget liv? Han fick sin gasräkning. Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill. Quando foi que Hitler se suicidou? Quando ele viu a conta de gás no final do mês. – Vad dog Hitler av? – För höga gasräkningar. Hvorfor begik Hitler selvmord? Han modtog sin gasregning!! Ærtemad! Hitler Hvorfor begik Hitler selvmord? – Jøderne sendte ham gasregningen - Miksi Adolf Hitler tappoi itsensä? - Kaasuyhtiö lähetti laskun. Waarom pleegde Hitler zelfmoord? Omdat hij de gasrekening zag. Comment la femme d'Hitler est-elle morte? Elle s'est trompée de douche   Comment Hitler est-il mort? En voyant la facture de gaz Jantje komt huis van school, papa vroeg aan Jantje had je het leuk vandaag Op school? Jantje antwoorden ja papa we hadden geschiedenis over de 2e Wereldoorlog Maar pap één ding snap ik nou nog... De ce a murit hitler? - S-a impuscat cand a vazut factura la gaz! În ce condiţii s-a sinucis Hitler? Cînd a primit factura de gaze! Víte proč Hitler spáchal na konci války sebevraždu? Přišel mu účet za plyn. Dlaczego Hitler popełnił samobójstwo? - Bo dostał rachunek za gaz. Hitler si è suicidato perchè gli è arrivata la bolletta del Gas! Hitler vittighed Hvorfor skød Hitler sig selv? Han var bange for at se sin gasregning ... Sapete perchè Hitler si è suicidato? Ha visto la bolletta del gas. Зошто се самоубил Хитлер ? - Оти му дошла сметка за плин! Vraag:hoe is Hitler gestorven? Antwoord:hij kreeg een hartaanval toen hij de gasrekening kreeg. The Real reason Hitler took his life, He got his gas bill. What is the highest thing hitler achieved in WW2 His gas bill Sai quando morì Hitler? quando vide la bolletta del gas
Why did Нiтlеr committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
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What did the dead dog say to its owner.
Nothing. It's dead..
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Why did little Billy fall off the swing?
Because he got hit by a microwave.
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How many dead babies does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor:
- Help me, please. I have a knife in my back.
The doctor, looking his watch says:
- Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you.
Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8.
- But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now.
The doctor, angrily says:
- I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you.
You must pass here tomorrow.
- But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead.
Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back.
The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye.
- Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
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The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit.
We put the tape in and started to copy the movements.
After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws.
It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Рsyсhо Killers III" in the video by mistake!
How we laughed!!!!
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Press kickass if your saying jokes from this website to people at your school
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