Dark Humor Jokes

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"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor."
"But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... кill a mosquito."

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School Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Dad Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

When you were in the gang then , you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough.
Someone started talking about fighting - 'No, man, I've got to go home.'

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Police Officer Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Men jokes

Classic Воотy Call... Lost:
Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven is a long way from here.

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Pick-Up Lines Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Heaven And Hell Jokes

A single car crash kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.

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Mexican jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Single People Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.

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Dark Humor Jokes Hitler Jokes

How do you hide your money from a mexican?

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I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...

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Dark Humor Jokes

What does FUBU really stand for?
Farmers used to buy us.

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Dark Humor Jokes

How do children in Baghdad do?
Bombastically.

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Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day.
It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.

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Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven.
And everyone who goes to heaven has to work.
God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies.
Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out.
For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired.
As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."

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Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!

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Baby Jokes Food Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Diet and Weight Loss Jokes

What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons?
It means the future will be great!

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Dark Humor Jokes

What's pink and chunky?
A baby with leprosy.

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Dark Humor Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggеrs going over a cliff.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Car and driving jokes Dark Humor Jokes Travel and Tourist Jokes

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

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Baby Jokes Dark Humor Jokes

What do you call of 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Dark Humor Jokes Friendship Jokes

How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!

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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his аss.

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Dark Humor Jokes Valentine's Day Jokes Chocolate Jokes Morbid jokes Dead baby jokes

An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye."
"I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?"
"I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"

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