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Dark Humor Jokes

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- Where to? - The airport - Mam, u r the 3td pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today - But I'm not pregnant - But we haven't reached airport yet

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Dark Humor Jokes Aviation Jokes

Please! Do not feed the sharks

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Dark Humor Jokes Farmer Jokes

My Alzheimers is getting really bad. Now I can't remember if I lost my dog or found a leash.

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Dark Humor Jokes Dog jokes

- So, what do you do in your free time?
- I stalk people
- Oh, ok.. I like to swim
- I know ..

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Did you know?
Smoking is good for the environment because it kills human beings

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What do you give an armless child for Christmas?
Nothing, he wouldn’t be able to open it anyways.

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Q: What is blue and smells like red paint?
A: Blue paint.

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Dark Humor Jokes Anti-Humor Jokes

Maybe not the best message to put on an axe

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I love Chernobil

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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Old People Jokes Last Word Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Anti-Humor Jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
- It was dead
Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree?
- It was stapled to the first one.
Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree?
- Peer pressure

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I have a dig bick. You read that wrong, didn't you?

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What's long and hard and has the letters P-E-N-I-s in it? SPINE!

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Dark Humor Jokes Anti-Humor Jokes

Wife: Why did you come home so early today?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hеll.

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Dark Humor Jokes Anti-Humor Jokes

The doctor has given me two months to live.
I've chosen August and December, because I like summer but don't want to miss Christmas.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Christmas Jokes Dark Humor Jokes

My father fell asleep in front of the TV.
I put a picture of our female neighbor, some tissues and a рот of Vaseline next to him. Let's see how my mother reacts.

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Wonder why the British are so good at chess?
They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess?
They lost two towers.

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Dark Humor Jokes USA Jokes American Jokes

If you Kickass i will call the police for no reason

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Dark Humor Jokes Police Officer Jokes Anti-Humor Jokes

Just because your jobs sucks, doesn't mеап you can't make it fun

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People with these cars can easily steal your girl!

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