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I think its my mom’s birthday. I should unblock her on facebook and check

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Half of Facebook is completely silent, the other half posts and shares wayyyyyy too much.

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Just seen Simon Cowell drowning in my local swimming pool so I saved him ……….. as my profile picture on facebook.

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Facebook is telling me to "reconnect" with my brother... Hmmm, I see him everyday

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Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses?
That’s as crazy as the discounts at Dave’s Furniture Emporium…

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Facebook, making people who would’nt talk in the street wish each other Happy Birthday since 2004.

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My wife was fuming when I untagged myself from some pictures she put on Facebook.
“They were totally embarrassing though,” I pleaded.
“Embarrassing?” she snapped. “It was our fuскing wedding day, you ваsтаrd!”

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I wonder how many people read my FaceBook statuses and say, “I hope he’s getting professional help”?

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“Batman, we need your help in Paris immediately.”
“Worry not, Commissioner, I’ve already changed my Facebook profile picture.”

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Facebook should make a вiggеr deal over privacy, certainly as far as photos are concerned.
I managed to find a really attractive girl I’d seen before, and without adding her, I could see all her photos, including some in a bikini.
I mean, she’s lucky it’s only me wanking and not some pervert.

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Facebook revamped its search feature. Now you can search for any post that has ever appeared on your page. It’s helpful if you want to waste time this year remembering exactly how you wasted time last year.

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Someone nominated me on Facebook to write down 7 things that nobody knows about me.
Ok I thought, here goes.
1) I never ever take part in lame fuскing Facebook fads.

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I’m glad my Facebook isn’t a real book.
Many of the pages would be stuck together by now.

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Wondering if Facebook is hiring because I just put in my 40 hrs this week.

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I’ve just seen someone update their status on Facebook to “I Wish Every Guy Was Like Jack From The Titanic”.
What… Dead at the bottom of the ocean?

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I’m beginning to understand why all the Soap Operas are going off the air.
It’s because everybody is on FACEBOOK airing out their dirтy laundry.
I mean who needs Days of Our Lives. I’ve got Days of Yalls Lives right here! Commercial free!

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My "it's cold outside" post just went viral on Facebook.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid when she tried to do a Google search about an STD she posted it on facebook by mistake.

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Seems that every single video shared on Facebook is the greatest ever, funniest ever, best ever etc etc.
Until a video exists of Chuck Norris round-housing Justin Bieber in the face I respectfully disagree

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A man in New Zealand was sentenced to four months in jail for posting a nакеd picture of his ex-girlfriend on Facebook.
Jail is sort of like Facebook. You waste time; you write on your wall, you get poked by someone you hardly know…”

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