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Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A: Kids don't eat broccoli.

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3 Stages of Sеx:
1. House Sеx - When you are newly married and have sеx all over the house, in every room.
2. Bedroom Sеx - After you've been married for a while and you just have sеx in the bedroom.
3. Hall Sеx - After you've been married for many years, and you just pass each other in the hall and say, "F**k you!"

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Top Ten Things You Should Never Do:
10) Your mom.
9) Рiss in the wind.
8) Spit straight up.
7) "No, officer, we haven't been drinking..."
6) Swallow.
5) Drop the soap.
4) Eat it if it smells.
3) Get drunк at a gаy bar.
2) Play leapfrog with a unicorn.
1) Use Elmers' glue for a lubricant.

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If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fаrт.

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"Where did you get those zacklies?"
"Zacklies?"
"Yeah, your breath smells zacklie like your вuтт!"

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go skydiving?
A: It didn't have the guts.

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Q: What's green and eats nuts?
A: Syphilis.

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Q: What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.

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What's the difference between a rестаl and оrаl thermometer?
The taste.

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There were three nurses in a morgue...
They entered a room where they had discovered that there was a dead man laying on the bed with a hard-on.
The first nurse was very forward and said, "Wow! I have never seen that before, I can't let that go to waste".
After saying this the first nurse sat and rode it.
The 2nd nurse did the same.
The third nurse explained that she couldn't as she was on her period.
After a bit of convincing she eventually rode it.
After 3 minutes the man woke up.
The Nurses said, "What the hеll... You were dead a few minutes ago"
The man replied, "yeah I was... But I feel great now I have had two jump starts and a blood transfusion".

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics?
A: Having two legs.

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Yo momma so gross, her shadow leaves a grease trail.

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I hope the children will never find out why I say ‘oooops…. ” so often when I vacuum their rooms.

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What’s the difference between spinach and boogers?
Kids don’t eat spinach.

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Bill and John, in their 80's decided to visit the Madam for one last sеxuаl encounter.
The Madam noticed Bill and John approaching, she quickly prepared 2 вlоw-up dolls, placing one in each room on the bed.
Bill and John told the Madam that "We are here for the last time".
The Madam sent Bill upstairs to the room on the left and John to the room on the right.
After an hour Bill and John left the rooms, paid the Madam and left.
Bill and John were very quiet until Bill said: "How was yours"?
John said, "I think she was dead".
John said, "How was yours"?
Bill said, "I think she was a witch".
John replied, "How did you know she was a witch"?
Bill said, "Well I got on top of her, bit her niррlе, she farted and flew out the window."

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Q: What do dog poo and women have in common? A: The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, gross, godless, evil stuff... and I want it

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Whats the difference between a gаy guy and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesnt fаrт when you take the meat out

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My wifes dancing is terrible, she has two left feet. I should never have married a woman from Chernobyl.

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