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Неделна служба в църквата. El borracho y el diablo Имало едно време един мъж, който се прибрал вкъщи много късно и много пиян всяка вечер. Еј, старецу – викнал ѓаволот. Este era un señor muy borracho, que ya se le había hecho costumbre llegar a su casa borrachísimo, su mujer muy enfadada le pone una trampa, se disfraza de satanás y se esconde detrás de un sillón para asustarlo. El tipo llega, se sienta en el sillón,... Det är i kyrkan en söndag, högmässan skall just börja, orgelmusiken ljuder från läktaren. Då plötsligt står Djävulen i egen hög person längst fram i koret och blickar ut över församlingen. Panik... A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a sudden the devil appeared. He was menacing and threatening and the entire congregation started to flee the church except for one old... One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town ofJohnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before theservice started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews...
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Die Wunderlampe На един самотен остров останали три блондинки. Търговски представител, администатор и управител на една фирма отишли да обядват заедно. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each... Están tres náufragos solos en una isla desierta y se encuentran una lámpara maravillosa. El genio les dice que les va a conceder un deseo a cada uno. El primero dice: - Deseo irme con mi familia y... Eran tres hombres en una isla desierta, y de pronto se encuentran una lámpara mágica, y los tres hombres la frotan, de pronto sale el genio de la lámpara y les dice a los tres hombres que les va a... Three guys are stuck on a deserted island when one of them finds a lamp on the beach. He picks it up and gives it a little rub and a genie pop out. The genie looks at the three guys and says: "I... Esto son tres amigas que se encuentran en una isla desierta, una es morena, otra pelirroja y la otra rubia y se encuentran una lampara y una de ellas dice: - Yo he oído que si se frota sale un...
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A wife wanted an expensive fur coat from the executive husband to celebrate their Silver wedding anniversary.
The miser overbearing rich husband rejected the expensive but affordable demand.
He said, "You grow the hair on your chest and I will give you fur coat to cover it."
The wife was out of control with anger.
She pulls up her skirt, drops and throws her раnтiеs and pushes her hairy рuвiс area forward.
She said, "There! I have the hair on my chest, now buy me that dамn coat!"
"That’s not your chest, that is your рussy!" husband screamed back.
"Oh yes that is my chest all right" she yelled back. "While we were dating this was your chest of hope. We got married and on our honeymoon you used to tease me it was your chest of pleasure. Then I started bearing children and it became your chest of family, and dамn it. If you don’t buy me that fur coat, it is going to be the community chest of public."
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I don't like black jokes because I have one in my family tree. He's still hanging there. Καλα όλα αυτά τα ρατσιστικά αλλά απλά σας το λεω να το ξέρετε οτι δεν είμαι ρατσιστής, άλωστε στο οικογενειακό μας δέντρο εμείς έχουμε έναν μαύρο. Ακόμα εκεί κρέμεται...
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