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Sеx is like air.
It's not important unless you're not getting any!
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My ex-girlfriend loves the heat. She has a nostalgia for hеll.
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Q: How do you know a blonde is having a bad day?
A: Her тамроn is behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil.
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Как наричаме гума, която ползваме 10 години - Goodyear. 365 Kondome und ein Autoreifen Goodyear διαφορά έχουν 4 φθαρμένα λάστιχα από 365 χρησιμοποιημένα προφυλακτικά; Λάστιχα Ако в края на годината вземете всичките 365 използвани презерватива и от тях отлеете гума, то с гордост може да я наречете "Good Year". Quelle est la différence entre un vieux pneu et un tas de 365 capotes usagées ? Τα λάστιχα είναι Good Year, ενώ τα προφυλακτικά A Very Good Year. Δυνατός στα ...χέρια Wenn wir am Ende des Jahres 365 Gummis verbraucht haben, schmelzen wir sie ein, machen einen Autoreifen daraus und schreiben GOOD YEAR drauf! Quel est la différence entre un pneu et 365 préservatifs? Le pneu c'est Goodyear, les préservatifs c'est Very Good Year! Weet jij het verschil tussen een autoband en 375 condooms? - Een autoband is een "Goodyear" en 375 condooms een "Very good year" What´s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms. - Mit lehet csinálni 365 db használt óvszerrel? - ??? - Beolvasztod, készítesz belőle egy gumiabroncsot, és elnevezed Goodyear-nek! Care e diferenta dintre un set de anvelope si 365 de prezervative ? - Anvelopele sunt GoodYear, dar cele 365 de prezervative sunt un Very good year Vad gör man med 365 använda kondomer? Man smälter ner dom till ett däck och kallar det för GOOD YEAR... Co robi facet z 365 używanymi kondomami? - Topi je, robi z nich oponę i nazywa Goodyear. Hvad er forskellen på 365 brugte kondomer, og et k Hvad er forskellen på 365 brugte kondomer, og et kærestebrev nytårsaften? - Kærestebrevet betyder et godt år, 365 kondomer et RIGTIG GODT ÅR!!! Што е разликата меѓу гума за возила Goodyear и 500 потрошени кондоми? Па гума Goodyear си е гума, 500 потрошени кондоми се богами "Very Good Year"!!!
Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A: One's a Goodyear; the other's a great year.
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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
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Two blondes find a mirror on the sidewalk.The first blonde picks it up, looks into it and says, "Hey, I know this person! I've seen her somewhere before."
The second blonde takes the mirror, looks into it and says, "Duh! Of course you have - that's me!"
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A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock.
The blonde asked, "Are you going to set it on fire?"
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Q: Why do blondes need "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A: To remind them that Toes Go In First.
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Q: What's the speed limit of sеx?
A: Sixty-eight - at 69, you have to turn around.
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A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. Едно семейство отива на нудистки плаж. По едно време идва детето и пита майка си: - Мамо, какви са жените с големи гърди? - Те са прости, моето момче! - А жените с малки гърди? - Те са умни! Момчето задоволено от отговорите отишло да си играе. След малко пак пристига: - Мамо, какви са мъжете с... Mutter und Vater nehmen ihren 6jährigen Sohn mit zum Nacktbadestrand. Als der Junge so am Strand umherläuft, bemerkt er, dass viele Frauen größere Brüste haben als seine Mutter. Also geht er zurück... Pietje gaat met zijn ouders naar een naaktcamping. Als pietje al een dag op de camping is geweest, zegt hij tegen zijn moeder: "Ik heb vrouwen gezien met kleine tieten en met grote tieten." Waarop... Kleine Hendrik gaat met zijn vader en zijn moeder voor de allereerste keer naar het naaktstrand. Ze lopen wat rond over het strand. Hendrik's vader gaat alvast naar de zee. Hendrik kijkt wat rond...
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nudе beach.
As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had воовs вiggеr than his mother's, and asked her why.
She told her son, "The вiggеr they are the dumber the person is."
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger williеs than his dad. His mother replied, "The вiggеr they are the dumber the person is."
Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned again.
He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
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Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes.
A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
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Why don't blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco?
Because their ваlls hang out!
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Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?
She missed the Earth.
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Q: What does a blonde consider safe sеx?


A: A padded head board.
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Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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3 things which change women:
1) I love U
2) I liquidated to your account
3) U have lost weight
The last one had been some fatalities!
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If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
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Защо блондинките използват зелено червило? Кармин Pourquoi est-ce que les blondes portent du rouge à lèvres vert? Parce que la couleur rouge veut dire arrêter. Hvorfor bruger blondiner grøn læbestift? – Rød betyder stop. - Perche’ le bionde portano rossetto verde? Perche’ rosso significa stop. - Perche’ le bionde portano rossetto rosso? Perche’ rosso significa : - ”Stop, buco sbagliato”. - Come fai a capire se una...
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
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Got Nuts?
A woman walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, "No, ma'am." She says, "Well, do you have any dates?" He replies, "Ma'am, if I don't have nuts, do you really expect me to have dates?"
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Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet'N Low?
A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
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