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Млада монахиня се изповядва: Някаква жена се изповядва: Нарцисоидната калуѓерка Στο εξομολογητήρι В църквата... 'Ik heb een ernstige zonde begaan,' zegt het meisje tegen de pastoor. 'Ik ben naakt voor de spiegel gaan staan en ik heb mezelf bewonderd omdat ik vind dat ik toch wel heel erg mooi ben.' 'Dat was... A Maria está se confessando: — Senhor Padre, eu acho que cometi um pecado capital. Hoje pela manhã, quando olhei-me no espelho, fiquei um tempão observando o meu rosto e achei-me muito bonita! —... Приходить дівчина до церкви сповідатися. - Я дуже грішна. Щоранку дивлюся в дзеркало і бачу, яка я гарна. - Не хвилюйтеся, це не гріх, а просто омана. Egy fiatalember gyónni megy a paphoz. - Atyám, én vétkeztem. - Mi a vétked, fiam? - A hiúság bűnébe estem. Naponta többször belenézek a tükörbe, és csodálom magam, hogy milyen szép vagyok. A pap... - Atyám! Bűnnek számít az, ha én naponta ötször gyönyörködöm a tükör előtt a szépségemben? - Az nem bűn lányom, az csak egy tévedés!
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Пари Congressman's Money - Това е обир, давай парите си! Грабитель на темной улочке останавливает одинокого пешехода: Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. Eines späten Abends in Berlin wird ein gut gekleidedter älterer Herr von einem maskierten Räuber überfallen: "Los, gib' mir all Dein Geld!" Empört gibt der ältere Herr zurück: "Das können Sie nicht machen! Ich bin Bundestagsabgeordneter!" "In diesem Falle", antwortet der Räuber, "gib mir MEIN... Un político se pierde en el camino. Entonces un ladrón se le acerca con una pistola y le grita: -¡Esto es un asalto, deme todo su dinero! -¿Pero acaso no sabe con quien se está metiendo? ¡Soy un político muy importante! -Ah...en ese caso, ¡devuélvame todo mi dinero! Dammi i tuoi soldi! Sono un politico Allora dammi i miei soldi Un ladrón coge a un hombre por la calle. - Deme todo su dinero. - Oiga, usted ni se imagina con quien está hablando. Soy un político muy influyente. El ladrón le mira y le dice: - En ese caso, devuelvame todo mi dinero. Um ladrão se aproxima de um senhor posudo e diz: — Me passe já o seu dinheiro. O senhor fica indignado e retruca, de dedo em riste: — O quê? O senhor sabe com quem está falando? Eu sou de-pu-ta-do!... O ladrão foi assaltar um político: - Passa o dinheiro! - Calma! Calma! Eu sou deputado. - Ah, nesse caso! Passa o MEU dinheiro. A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: “Give me your money.” The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: “But, wait! You can’t do... Un rapinatore va da una persona e dice: "Dammi i tuoi soldi!" Ma lui risponde: "Ma io sono un politico!" E il rapinatore risponde: "Allora dammi i miei soldi!". Egy rabló pisztollyal megy az utcán. Meglát egy öltönyös gazdag embert ahogy kiszáll a BMW-ből. - Ez biztos nagyon gazdag.- gondolja. Odamegy a pisztollyal és elkiáltja magát! - Add ide a pénzed! -... Un ladrón a punta de pistola, se cruza con un tipo: - ¡Deme todo su dinero!. El hombre se sorprende, pero en lugar de asustarse lo increpa: - Oiga, usted no sabe con quién se está metiendo. Soy un... - ¡Esto es un asalto, déme todo su dinero! - ¿Usted no sabe que yo soy político? - Disculpe, entonces ... ¡déme todo mi dinero! Egy rabló megállít egy embert, és ezt kiáltja: - Ide a pénzt! Erre az ember: - No de kérem, én országgyűlési képviselő vagyok! - Ja az más. AKKOR IDE A PÉNZEM! Presretne pljačkaš sa fantomkom na glavi uglađenog gospodina u novom odelu: - Daj mi tvoje pare, odmah! Uplašeni gospodin diže ruke uplašen i kaže: - Ali, ja.. Ja sam političar. - A jel', onda mi...
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Pennsylvania Avenue, where he''''d been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and
meet with President Hillary Clinton."
The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn''''t reside
here."
The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
Clinton".
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is
not President and doesn''''t reside here."
The man thanked him and again walked away .
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very
same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
Clinton."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mrs. Clinton. I''''ve told you already several times that Mrs.Clinton
is not the President and doesn''''t reside here. Don''''t you
understand?"
The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine. I just love hearing your
answer!"
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said,
"See you tomorrow.
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The Tomato Seller!
A man from another country came to the U.S. and learned three phrases.1.Only fifty cents2. Very, very fresh3. Not today, maybe tomorrow. A lady came to his tomato stand and said ''how much are these tomatos?'' The man said ''Only fifty cents''. Than she asked ''are they fresh?'' The man said ''Very, very fresh''. She then asked, ''Can I buy one?'' The man said, ''Not today maybe tomorrow.'' A thief comes and said ''I'm a thief how much money do you have?'' The Tomato Seller said, ''Only fifty cents''. The thief said, ''Are you being fresh with me?'' The Tomato seller said ''Very, very fresh''. The thief said ''Alright, that's it. I'm going to shoot you.'' The Tomato Seller said ''Not today maybe tomorrow!"The moral to this story is: If you go to a foreign country, learn as much of the language as possible!'
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