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Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”
Mrs Roberts is shocked, “Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!”
Little Johnny is relieved, “OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven’t done my homework.”
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Η ΜΑΘΗΤΡΙΑ ΣΤΗΝ ΔΑΣΚΑΛΑ Η τιμωρία..... - Кажи Иванчо? Учителката само што влегува на час, а Зоки Поки веднаш крева рака. Иванчо към учителката: Student: "would you ever punish me for something I didn't do?" Toto se plaint à un ami, Pierino: "Signora maestra si puo' punire uno per una cosa che non ha fatto?". Un alunno di 5° elementare si alza in piedi non appena entra la maestra e le chiede: One day a boy came home running while crying. "Herr Lehrer," fragt Fritzchen den Klassenlehrer. "kann man für etwas bestraft werden, was man nicht getan hat?" PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I did not do?" TEACHER:" Of course not." PUPIL: "Good, because I haven't done my homework." "Kann man für etwas bestraft werden was man gar nicht gemacht hat?", fragt Fritz den Lehrer. Lehrer antwortet: "Nein kann man nicht." Fritz: "Gut, ich hab nämlich meine Hausaufgabe nicht gemacht!" C'est une conversation entre une maîtresse d'école et Toto : Toto : - Madame, madame, est-ce que je peux être puni pour quelque chose que je n'ai pas fait ? La maîtresse : - Mais bien sur que non Toto, on ne va pas te punir pour quelque chose que tu n'as pas fait. Toto : - Eh bien, ça va alors...... Sınıfa yeni gelen öğrenci ikinci gün öğretmenine sorar " Öğretmenim insana yapmadığı bir şey için ceza verir misiniz ?" Öğretmeni "olur mu öyle şey evladım neden insana yapmadığı bir şey için ceza... Ma mère m'a puni pour une chose que je n'ai même pas faite. - Ah oui ! Pour quoi ? - Mes devoirs. Girl: “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” Mother: “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you... - Fröken kan man få skäll för något man inte har gjort? - Nej, varför undrar du det Pelle? - Jag har inte gjort läxan! Det var en pojke som frågade sin fröken: - Fröken, kan man få skäll för nåt man inte har gort? - Nej, sa fröken. - Bra, för jag har inte gjort läxan!!! Joãozinho chega para a professora e pergunta: — Professora, alguém pode ser culpado por alguma coisa que não fez? — Mas é claro que não, Joãozinho! — Ufa! Eu não fiz o dever de casa. Jantje zat in de klas en vroeg aan de meester: "Meester, word je gestraft voor iets dat je niet gedaan hebt?" Waarop de meester antwoordde: "Natuurlijk niet Jantje, als je niets gedaan hebt, waarom... Hr. lærer, man må ikke straffe nogen, der ikke har lavet noget, vel, hr. lærer? Selvfølgelig ikke, Brian. Hvorfor kommer du dog på det? For jeg har ikke lavet min regneopgave! – Frøken, kan man bli straffet for noe man ikke har gjort? – Nei, Petter, det kan man ikke. – Puh, det var flaks, jeg har nemlig ikke gjort leksene. Toto arrive gentillement et dit à sa maitresse: - Est ce qu'on peut punir une personne pour quelque chose qu'il na pas fait madame? - Ho non pas dutout c'est de l'injustice, c'est de la mechanceté... Na začátku hodiny se přihlásil Pepíček: „Paní učitelko, mohu být potrestán za něco, co jsem neudělal?” „No, to v žádném případě, Pepíčku.” „Tak to mi spadl kámen ze srdce - já jsem totiž neudělal... - Apu, meg lehet büntetni valakit azért, amit nem csinált? - Nem, kisfiam. Mit nem csináltál? - Házi feladatot... En el colegio: - Señorita profesora, ¿verdad que no se debe castigar a un niño por una cosa que no haya hecho? - No, claro que no. - Estupendo, no he hecho los deberes. Toto demande à se maîtresse : - Madame ! Est-ce que c'est normal si je suis puni pour quelque chose que je n'ai pas fait ? - Bien sûr que non ! On ne peut pas te punir pour quelque chose que n'as... Ali o günkü derslerini hazırlamamıştı. Sınıfa öğretmenin girdiğini görünce parmağını kaldırır ve: - Öğretmenim bir insana yapmadığı bir şey için ceza verilir mi? - Verilmez oğlum. - O halde ben... Eleven till läraren: - Kan man få skäll för något man inte gjort ? Läraren: - Nej. Eleven: - Bra, för jag har inte gjort läxan ! Jantje vraagt aan de leraar: "Meneer, kan iemand ook gestraft worden voor iets wat dat hij niet gedaan heeft?" Leraar: "Nee, dat is niet eerlijk. Maar waarom vraag je dat?" Jantje: "Ik heb mijn... PepitO le dice a su profesora: Profe usted me castigaria por algo q yo nom ice...?¿ Y la profesora, con sierta risa le dice: No Pepito como crees que te voy a castigar por algo que no iciste... Y... Llega pepito a donde su maestra: - Maestra, ¿usted castigaria a un niño que no ha hecho nada? - Pues, no, no tendria porque hacerlo. ¿Pero porque preguntas Pepito? - Por nada, ahora sencillamente... Küçük kız okuldan gelir ve annesine: - Annecim,bugün okulda yapmadığım bir şey yüzünden cezalandırıldım. Annesi yüksek sesle: - Ama, bu nasıl olur? Okula gelip öğretmeninle bu konu hakkında...
Kids Jokes School Jokes Little Johnny Jokes
My friend: Your diск is probably like a tic tac.
Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh.
Class: OOOOHHHHHH!!!
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The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home.
“The only consolation I can find in these awful grades,” lamented the
father, “is that I know he never cheated during his exams.”
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School Jokes
A student called her best friend and said that she had some great news.
“The teacher told me that we had to do a test today in rain or shine,” she told her.
“Why is that great,” her friend asked.
“It’s snowing today!”
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Why did the teacher jump into the lake?
Because she wanted to test the waters!
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School Jokes
What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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The absent-minded teacher paused to chat awhile with one of her students, then asked,
"Which way was I going when I stopped to talk to you?"
"That way", the student pointed.
"Good," said the teacher, "then I've had my lunch."
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School Jokes
Teacher: Can you tell me where Napoleon came from? Pupil: Course I can. Teacher: Very good.
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School Jokes
What did the music teacher need a ladder for?
To reach the top notes.
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School Jokes
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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„And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?“ asks mother .
„Come on mom, the most important thing is that I’m healthy!“
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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There are three 6th grade girls: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
Which one has the biggest тiтs?
The blonde.... She's 18.
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Hunter: What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school?
Josh: Beats me.
Hunter: Pop quizzes!
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School Jokes
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to see!
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School Jokes
Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Mom: That’s great. What in?
Stevie: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.
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School Jokes
Corpsalicious!
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, ''There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything.''
After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's аnus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same. After hesitating, they all did it.
''Next,'' the professor said, ''you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger.''
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"Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix 'dog'. For instance, there is the dogrose, the dogwood, the dogviolet. Now name another plant prefixed by 'dog'."
"I can," shouted a blonde. "Collieflower!"
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Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!!
Drew: Yes, it's really strange.
I've got another pair just like that at home.
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