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Yo' mama so sтuрid, she told me to meet her on the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk.'
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A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, ''Nein! Nein!'' so two guys walk away.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
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There are three men on a desert island: Genius, Smart, and Idiот.
Genius has concluded that at least one man must swim to shore and get help.
Genius volunteered himself, as he is the most likely to get remember to get help.
Genius, not being very athletic, swam halfway to safety and then drowned.
Days later, Smart finally realized Genius drowned.
Smart then decided it was his turn to swim and get help.
Idiot agreed because he didn't know what was happening.
Smart, not being very athletic, swam three quarte rs of the way to safety and drowned.
Days later, Idiот decided it must his turn to swim.
He also did not know what his goal was.
Idiot, not having very much intelligence, swam halfway to safety, felt tired, so he swam back to the island he was stranded on.
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Yo mama so sтuрid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
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A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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Q: What do blondes eat to increase their вrеаsт size?
A: Silicone сhiрs.
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There is a senior citizen driving on the highway.
His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful!
I just heard on the radio that there is a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!''
Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''
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Yo momma so sтuрid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Yo Mama's so sтuрid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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What does a blonde say when you вlоw in her ear?
"Thanks for the refill!"
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Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?
A: A vain idiот combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They're easier to keep amused.
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.
The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal."
"That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."
"Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde:
"Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."
The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice.
About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?"
"No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is sтuрid enough to hit him.
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A trucker misses the turn-off before the low bridge and gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car pulls up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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