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Yo mama so fат, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.

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Yo mama so fат the only liquor she knows is liquorice.

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Yo mama so fат that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she cries, the tears run down her back.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.

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Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.

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Yo mama so fат when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."

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Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

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Yo mama so fат and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.

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Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.

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Your mama so fат she climbed up hill and fell back down.

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Yo momma so fат, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.

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Two men were talking:
First :
"Can U put the word 'реnis' in a sentence?"
Second:
"Yo mama's рussy."

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Yo mama's so fат when people look at her they instantly got cancer and type two diabetes

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

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Yo momma is so fат when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number. "

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Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.

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Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?
A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.

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Yo mama is so fат it took her three whole months to get through a door.

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There are five cows on a farm, one mamma соw and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy соw replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma соw again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma соw says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

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