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Защо не се ожените, Холмс? Прашалник At the Door If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first? The dog – at least he would shut up once he was in. - Почему вы не женитесь, Холмс? Votre femme est devant la porte d'entrée en train de vous aboyer dessus. Votre chien est à la porte de derrière en train d'aboyer pour rentrer. Lequel des deux devez-vous faire rentrer? Le chien.... Ιστορίες για παντρεμένους Uw hond staat aan de achterdeur te blaffen en uw vrouw aan de voordeur te schreeuwen omdat ze geen sleutel heeft. Wie laat je binnen? Uw hond, die zwijgt tenminste als die binnen is. Jos koira haukkuu takaovella ja vaimo kolkuttaa etuovella, niin kumman sinä päästät sisään ensin? Koiran tietenkin, sillä se ainakin lopettaa haukkumisen päästyään sisään.
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There was this Mexican guy, Black guy, and Asian guy all working for the same construction company.
At the beginning of the day the boss calls a meeting with them about today's work.
They were all pretty new, so they had to be assigned jobs 
He says to the Mexican guy, "You're in charge of the cement." 
He says to the Black guy, "You're in charge of the dirt." 
He says to the Asian guy, "You're in charge of the supplies." 
After delegating out all the responsibilities he says, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're all fired."
The boss was quite serious and had a reputation for being shrewd.
They immediately get to work. 
At the end of the day, the boss comes back and checks on their work.
He looks at the big pile of cement and says, "Nice work," to the Mexican guy.
He looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Nice work," to the Black guy.
He looks around and can't find the Asian guy anywhere so he asks, "Where the heck is that Asian guy?" 
All of a sudden, the Asian jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, "SUPPLIES!"
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