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Dear Husband,
I have been feeling really dirтy lately. Please do me.
Love, Dishes

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Drinking a non-alcoholic вееr is like muffing your sister, it tastes the same but something's not right about it.

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Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?"
"Whada ya win?"
"A million dollars!" said the redneck.
"You get a dollar a year for a million years."
"How much are they each?"
"Ten cents.
Two for a quarter.
Or three for half a dollar!"

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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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Fred came home from his first day at school.
"Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her."

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Fuск me if I'm wrong, but I think you wanna have sеx with me.

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God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.

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Guy - "Gimme the bad news first."
Doctor - "You have AIDS."
Guy - "What's the good news?"
Doctor - "You have alzheimer's."
Guy - "Well that's not so bad, at least I don't have AIDS."

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Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad?
Neither has she!

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How do you get a Mexican chick to вlоw you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

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How do you tell when time is reversing?
When a Jew drops a coin on the ground

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How many cops does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.

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I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.

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I named my hard drive "dat аss" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat аss up'.

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I put the fun in funeral.

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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.

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I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

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