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Most Popular Jokes

What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
A charmer farmer.

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Farmer Jokes Animal Jokes

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.

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Animal Jokes

Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper?
A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shiтs across the floor.

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Animal Jokes Baby Jokes What's The Difference Jokes

Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Sam: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."
Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"

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School Jokes

Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Technology Jokes Computer Jokes Music and Musician Jokes

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says.
“Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nods…
“I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.
“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.

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Blonde Jokes Food Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes Diet and Weight Loss Jokes

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom:
"Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing."
Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:
"Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class."

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School Jokes Car and driving jokes Student jokes

Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence........twice

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Home is where the wifi connects automatically.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.

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Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Baby Jokes

Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.

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Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A: The genealogist checks the family tree and the gynecologist checks the family bush.

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Q: What did the letter O said to the letter Q?
A: Dude, your diск is hanging out.

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Dirty jokes Communication Jokes

A lawyer cross-examined the adversary's main witness.
"You claim to have stopped by Mrs. Edwards house just after breakfast. Will you tell the jury what she said?"
"Objection, your honor," shouted the other lawyer. There then followed a long argument between the lawyers as to whether the question was proper. Finally, after 45 minutes, the judge allowed it. "So," the first lawyer continued, "Please answer the question: What did Mrs. Edwards say when you went to her house after breakfast on December 3rd?"
"Nothing," said the witness. "No one was home."

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Lawyer Jokes

Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales?
Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.

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IT jokes Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes Apple and iPhone Jokes Phone jokes

Girl - Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy - I tried it once but their аsshоlеs are too small.

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Dirty jokes Dark Humor Jokes Animal Jokes Sex Jokes Love Jokes

Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of the universe?" Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, "Tell me who is our lord and savior?" Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, "Jesus Сhrisт!" The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" Joe poked Josey again and she shouted, "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll snap it in half and stick it up your аss!"

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Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background.
Move all of their icons to the trash.
When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!

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April Fools' Jokes Office and Work Jokes Computer Jokes

Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!

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Blonde Jokes Sports Jokes Stupid Jokes

A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey niggеr. Gimme a вееr".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey hоnкеy, gimme a f*ckin' вееr".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggеrs"

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Bar and Bartender Jokes Men jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes White people jokes Beer Jokes