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Most Popular Jokes

A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?"
"Neither, I'm a Jew."
"But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"

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Men jokes Religion jokes Jewish Jokes Catholic Jokes

Yo mammas just like a video game...
Rated E for everyone.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes American Jokes

I bet, you can't turn around in the Suez Canal! Hold my beer!

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Beer Jokes

Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Food Jokes Animal Jokes

Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.

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New year jokes Funny Poems

Q: Why did the boy come first in the 100 metre sprint?
A: He had athlete's foot.

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Atheist Jokes

How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirтy; we iron-they wrinkle.

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Relationship Jokes Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"

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Facebook Jokes Jokes about Women History Jokes

Yo mama so sтuрid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Apple and iPhone Jokes

A single car crash kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.

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Mexican jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Single People Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

Boy texted his dad saying
Boy:I got expelled
Dad: WHAT WHY
Boy: cos we had this lesson about bulling and the teacher said sticks and stones may break my воnе but words will never hurt me
Dad: and
Boy: so I threw a book at her face and it broke her nose
Dad : lol that's my boy

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Computer Jokes Insult Jokes Dad Jokes School Jokes

When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news.
One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping.
A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby.
"Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it.
If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.

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News and Politics Jokes Jokes about Women Baby Jokes Phone jokes

Yo momma is so sтuрid she had to use her car key to open the front door just to get in.

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Yo Momma Jokes Stupid Jokes Car and driving jokes

Wanna hear some famous last words?
“We are just experiencing some turbulence”

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Last Word Jokes

There is no logical foundation of mathematics, and Gödel has proved it!

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Math Jokes

How do you unload a truck of zombie babies?
With a pitchfork.

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Gross Jokes Baby Jokes

Two packets walk into a bar.
One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response
The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off.
One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"

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Programmer Jokes Computer Jokes

A neighbor is talking to his friend who is cutting his grass in a three piece suit, white shirt, tie and dress shoes.
"Why are you dress like this cutting your grass?" the neighbor asked.
His friend replies, "It's a trade off. The boss gives us 'Casual Friday' if we dress up on the weekend."

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Friday jokes Boss Jokes

C program run.
C program crash.
C programmer quit.

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Programmer Jokes Computer Jokes