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A lady buys some new furniture at Ikea.
She reads the instuctions and builds the wardrobe.
As soon as it"s built she a bus passes by and the wardrobe falls into pieces.
The lady tries again and 5 minutes later another bus passes by and the wardrobe falls into pieces.
The lady is furious and calls Ikea.
Ikea tell her that they will send a worker to build it.
When the worker arrives he builds the wardrobe and says:
"Ok, I"m going to my next client."
To which the lady says:
"NO! Wait! You"ll see, as soon as a bus comes by it will dismantle itself..."
The man agrees to stay to wait for the bus.
After a while the man says that he better get in the wardrobe to see where the problem is when the bus passes by, to which the lady agrees.
10 minutes later the husband arrives and say"s:
"Ahh lovely honey you bought us a new wardrobe..."
He opens it up and say"s: "SIR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
To which the worker replies:
"I"m waiting for the bus!"
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Deine Mutter und Greenpeace Woran erkennst Du, dass Du eindeutig zu dick bist? Ta mère est tellement grosse que lorsqu'elle est sur la plage, y a Greenpeace qui vient pour la remettre à la mer. Deine Mutter ist so fett, dass jedes Mal, wenn sie am Strand liegt, Leute von Greenpeace kommen, um sie ins Meer zurückzuziehen. Wieso können Dicke nicht ungestört am Strand liegen? - Weil sie von Greenpeace immer wieder ins Wasser gezogen werden. Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! GreenPeace så feit at når hun lå på stranden kom GreenPeace og prøvde å dytte henne uti sjøen.
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A little lizard was walking through the forest to see his pal the monkey.
The monkey call out hey little buddy come up here I got some great рот.
So the little lizard climbed up the tree.
The little lizard and the monkey smoked a great big joint.
The little lizard said hey this stuff is great but I have horrible cottonmouth.
Well there is a river just down there.
So the little lizard walk down the tree through the brush and started to drink the water.
All of a sudden a crocodile came out of the water.
Hey little buddy waz up said the croc, "I just got sтоnеd with my pal the monkey."
"Really" said the croc, "where is he I want some."
He is through the brush and up the tree.
So the croc walked through the brush and to the tree.
The monkey said "holy shiт how much did you drink little buddy."
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Двама индианци се загубили в гората и единия предложил: Трима чукчи вървели през тайгата и единия се загубил. Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first redneck says to the other, "If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you." After about three hours, the second... Dwa kompletnie głupie elfy zabłądziły w lesie. Jeden mówi: - Strzel, może ktoś nas usłyszy. Jego towarzysz nie namyślając się wiele, strzelił raz, dwa, trzy, cztery razy... Elfy nasłuchują... Nic.... Eina du čiukčiai mišku ir įkrito į duobę. Vienas čiukčis sako: - Šauk į viršų. Gal kas išgirs? Šovė, bet nieko. - Šauk dar kartą. Šovė, bet visvien nieko. - Šauk dar. - Negaliu. - Kodėl? - Strėlės... A big group of hunters were in the middle of the jungle and decided to split into smaller groups. Four fools decided to form one of the smaller groups and started walking. After a while, one of... Two avid hunters take a hunter's safety class in which they learn that the universal signal for an emergency is three shots in the air. Sure enough, on their next hunting trip the two men get lost.... There were two hunters who had never hunted before, so they took a hunters safety course. In this course it was stressed that if you ever got lost in the woods, firing three shots in the air was...
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