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Ако мажот и кажува на жената прљави cekcи работи, тоа е сексуално вознемирување, А ако жената кажува такви работи, тогаш тоа е 120 денари минута + ДДВ . Talking Sex If a man talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to a man, that'll be $6.50 a minute. Όταν ένας άντρας λέει χυδαιότητες σε μία γυναίκα είναι διεστραμμένος. Όταν μια γυναίκα λέει χυδαιότητες σε έναν άντρα είναι 3,95€ το λεπτό. Kiedy mężczyzna mówi do kobiety świństewka to jest to molestowanie seksualne. Kiedy kobieta mówi świństewka do mężczyzny, to kosztuje to 4,20zl/min. + VAT!
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Защо блондинката не говори по време на секс? Въпрос : Por que las rubias no hablan mientras hacen el amor ? Porque sus madres les dijeron que no hablasen con desconocidos. Warum reden Blondinen nicht beim Sex? Ihre Mütter haben ihnen verboten, mit fremden Männern zu sprechen! Warum reden Blondinen beim Sex nicht? Weil Mama gesagt hat sie sollen nicht mit fremden Männern sprechen! Was sagt eine Blondine beim Sex? Gar nichts, weil ihre Mutter ihr verboten hat mit Fremden zu reden!!!!!! Savez-vous pourquoi la blonde ne parle pas, quand vous lui faites l'amour ? - Car sa Maman lui a dit de ne parler aux étrangers ! Γιατί οι ξανθιές δεν μιλάνε όταν κάνουν έρωτα; Γιατί η μαμά τους τους είπε να μη μιλάνε με γεμάτο το στόμα. Quando a loira tem 2 neurônios? Quando está grávida. Qual a primeira coisa que uma loira faz quando acorda? Se veste e vai para casa. Qual a loira mais inteligente da história do cinema? LASSIE.... Dlaczego blondynki nic nie mówią podczas stosunku? - Bo mamy im mówiły, aby nie rozmawiać z nieznajomymi... - Bo mamy zawsze im mówiły, że nie należy mówić z pełnymi ustami... Varför pratar blondiner aldrig när de har sex? - För att deras föräldrar har sagt till dem att inte prata med främlingar. "Varför pratar aldrig blondiner när dom har sex?" "Deras mamma har sagt att de inte ska prata med främlingar!" Varför säger inte blondinen något medan hon har sex? Hennes mamma sa åt henne att inte prata med främlingar Hennes mamma sa åt henne att inte prata med munnen full Vet du varför blondiner är så tysta när dem har sex? Deras mamma har lärt dom att man pratar inte med främlingar... Hvorfor er blondiner så stille, når de går i seng? - Fordi de har lært, at de ikke må snakke med fremmede mænd! Hvorfor er blondiner så stille når de dyrker sex? - De snakker ikke til fremmede Hvorfor prater ikke blondiner når de har sex? - De har lært av moren at de ikke skal prate til fremmede.. Miksei blondi ei puhu rakastellessaan? Äiti on kieltänyt puhumasta vieraiden kanssa Miksi blondi ei puhu, kun hän harrastaa seksiä? - Koska häntä on kielletty puhumasta vieraille. Q: De ce nu vorbeste o blonda cand face dragoste ? A: Mama sa i-a spus sa nu intre in vorba cu straini.
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A cowboy passes by a ranch and strikes up a conversation with the rancher sitting by the gate.
The cowboy asks the rancher, "Mind if I talk to your dog over there?"
"Dамn fool, don't you know dogs can't talk?"
The cowboy replies, "So what's the harm?"
The rancher shrugs, "Go right ahead."
The cowboy ambles up to the dog and says, "Howdy!" The dog replies, "Hello."
The rancher's eyes pop wide open.
The cowboy continues, "Does your master here treat you alright?"
"Sure does. He feeds me, lets me sleep inside, and every day he takes me to the lake."
The cowboy asks the shocked rancher, "Mind if I talk to your horse over there?"
The rancher replies, "Now, I don't know what you're up to, but I know for a fact that horses can't talk."
"Well then, what's the harm?"
"Go right ahead," says the rancher.
The cowboy says to the horse, "Hello." The horse replies, "Hello."
The rancher's jaw drops.
The cowboy asks, "Your owner here treat you OK?"
"Sure," replies the horse, tossing his mane. "He rides me every day, brushes me down, feeds me good, and he keeps me in the barn out of the bad weather."
The cowboy looks satisfied and turns to the rancher, "Are those your sheep over there?"
The rancher looks alarmed and stammers, "Listen - them sheep out there, they're - they're nothing but a bunch of liars!"
Един срещнал на полето овчар с куче, кон и една овца. TALKING ANIMALS? A traveling salesman goes to a farm house. The farmer goes, I could put you up for one night, but youll have to stay in the barn. So he spends the night there and the next morning the farmer comes... Englishman: "That your Dog"..?? Welshman: "Aye". Englishman: "Mind if I Speak to him"..?? Welshman: "Dog don't Talk.” Englishman: Hey Dog, how's it going"..?? Dog: "Doing All Right, Thanks".... Мужик приходит к председателю колхоза и говорит: Der Moslemflüsterer Ein Christ trifft einen Türken mit einem Hund, Pferd und einer Ziege. Fragt der Christ: "Darf ich mit dem Hund reden?" Türke: "Hund kann nicht reden." Christ zum Hund: "Und wie geht es dir?" Hund: "Ganz gut, er füttert mich und geht 2 mal raus mit mir." Der Türke völlig verdutzt. Christ:... Un indien est en train de garder des chèvres. Un cow-boy se pointe et lui dit : - C'est ton chien ? - Lui être ! - Je peux lui parler un peu ? - Chien pas parler ! Bon, le cow-boy s'approche du chien. - Ca va ? - Pas mal ! (Stupeur de l'Indien...), - Cet Indien, c'est ton maître ? - Ouais. - Il... Un paysan voit que ses bêtes ne sont pas dans leur assiette et décide de faire venir le vétérinaire : - Alors ? Quel est le problème ? - Je ne sais pas trop justement. - ? Il suffit de leur... Un touriste se promène à la campagne et visite une ferme. Il demande au paysan de lui faire visiter. Ensemble, ils vont vers l'étable. Le touriste va vers une vache et se met à lui parler : -... Un ventriloquo arriva in un paese e vede un contadino seduto con un cane, un cavallo e una pecora: "Che bel cane! Ti spiace se gli parlo?".,E il contadino: "Questo cane non parla!".,Ma il ventriloquo insiste: "Hei cane, come va?".,E il cane: "Bene".,Il contadino e' un po'... Un contadino è seduto sopra un pezzo di legno e arriva un signore vestito bene che gli chiede se può parlare con i suoi animali e il contadino gli dice di si anche se lui dice che non gli possono... Een cowboy komt een dorpje binnen en ziet een indiaan aan de rand van zijn huis zitten. Cowboy: "Leuke hond heb je. Vind je het erg als ik met hem praat?" Indiaan: "Hond niet praten." Cowboy:... Een buiksprekende, Belgische toerist wandelt door een stadje in de woestijn en ziet een Marokkaan zitten. Belg : Hé, een leuke hond heb je daar. Mag ik er even mee praten ? Marokkaan : Hond niet... En bugtalende cowboy En bugtalende cowboy kommer ridende inde fra byen, og ser en indianer sidde ude foran sin tipi! Han synes lige, at han vil lave lidt sjov med indianeren, så han siger: "Hejsa,...
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Ако мажот и кажува на жената прљави cekcи работи, тоа е сексуално вознемирување, А ако жената кажува такви работи, тогаш тоа е 120 денари минута + ДДВ . Talk Dirty to Me If a man talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to a man, that'll be $6.50 a minute. Όταν ένας άντρας λέει χυδαιότητες σε μία γυναίκα είναι διεστραμμένος. Όταν μια γυναίκα λέει χυδαιότητες σε έναν άντρα είναι 3,95€ το λεπτό. Kiedy mężczyzna mówi do kobiety świństewka to jest to molestowanie seksualne. Kiedy kobieta mówi świństewka do mężczyzny, to kosztuje to 4,20zl/min. + VAT!
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At the pet shop, a man spots a parrot without any feet. The man leans in, "Hey buddy, how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"
"I wrap my little parrot реnis around this wooden bar, kind of like a hook."
"Wow," says the guy. "I can't believe you're so smart! I'm taking you home."
Weeks go by, and the parrot not only understands everything the man says, but he gives good advice. The guy is delighted.
One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, "Hey, I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the mailman."
"What happened?" asks the guy.
"Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door today, your wife greeted him in a sheer nightgown and kissed him on the mouth."
"What happened then?" asks the guy.
"Then, the mailman came into the house and lifted up your wife's nightgown," reports the parrot.
"Oh no!" the guy says. "Then what?"
"I don't know," says the parrot. "I got a hard-on and fell off my perch."
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An old farmer is sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise when he sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying a spool of something metallic under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"Chicken wire."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch some chickens."
"You dамn fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the old man.
The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, dragging behind him 30 chickens caught in the chicken wire.
The next morning, the old man sees the boy walk by carrying a shiny roll of something. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"Duct tape."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch me some ducks."
"You dамn fool! You can't catch ducks with duct tape!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, trailing behind him 30 ducks caught in a long trail of duct tape.
The next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by carrying a branch behind him. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"It's a рussy willow."
"Wait up," says the old man. "I'll get my hat!"
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- Защо кучето си лиже топките? Защо кучетата си лижат топките? ¿Sabéis porqué los perros se lamen los huevos? Warum leckt sich ein Hund die Eier? Weil er es kann -Γιατί οι σκύλοι γλείφουν τα γεννητικά τους όργανα; - Varför slickar sig hunden mellan benen? - För att han kan... Waarom lokt een hond aan zijn geslachtsdeeel? Omdat hij er WEL bij kan Hvorfor slikker hanhunde sig altid på tissemanden? Hvorfor slikker hanhunde sig altid på tissemanden? - Fordi de kan!
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