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Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!

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In the town I have met one older woman, she told me:
"if you give me ten euros, I will pray for your black soul."
I gave her the ten euros, became suspicious, didn't believe her and told her:
"ok, but pray for me right now, not in the evening."
The woman has begun:
"guardian angel, please, take care of my soul, forgive me all my sins and give me everything I need in my life."
I have asked her only:
"for my money?"

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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.

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Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot аss kicking in real-time.

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Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.

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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.

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A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom.
He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed.
When the priest tried to have sеx with her, the girl shouted:
"Father, what are you doing?"
The priest replied "Calm down my child.
Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."

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What do you call a niggеr with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.

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"Johny, please, tell us, what do you do the whole day, so?"
"So, in the morning I cut the wood, sometimes with both hands, 5 minutes a day I play the guitar, to tell the truth. And in the afternoon I go to my garden to water the flowers. The lilies of the valleys and may-flowers I water most likely. Yes, they are really cute. Then I tear the leaflets to find out if the neighbor (her husband is not at home) loves me or not. The last time it came out that she loves me, fuск."

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Q: How do you know if your baby is dead?
A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.

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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.

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Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.

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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.

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Yo mama's so sтuрid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.

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