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English:
Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.
Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”
“Under my bench,” he replies.
French:
Toto est à l’école et demande s’il peut aller au salle de bain. La maîtresse dit non.
Puis, elle demande à Toto, “Où est le plus grand riviere du monde ?”
“Sous mon banc,” il répond.

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Nationality Jokes School Jokes

Are you a bowling ball?
Because I want to pick you up and stick my fingers in your holes.

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Pick-Up Lines Jokes

The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Military Jokes

Yo mama so fат when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.

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School Jokes Kids Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

Golfer:
"My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!"
Caddy:
"I'm sure you will miss her terribly, sir!"

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Sports Jokes

There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck norris is always in control

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Technology Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Computer Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What does it look like when you microwave a baby?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I маsтurвате.

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Gross Jokes Masturbation jokes

A guy was talking with his friend:
I’ve managed to separate from my wife in common agreement: she gets the house and I get the car and desk.
Ok, but how about your finances?
The lawyer takes care of those...

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Car and driving jokes Money jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Friendship Jokes Lawyer Jokes

How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
None, that's a niggеr's job.

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Office and Work Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Black People Jokes White people jokes

Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Food Jokes

Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Political Jokes

Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sports Jokes

When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?
Udder chaos.

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Animal Jokes

Somebody said that Chuck suскs, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

"I’m in a big trouble!"
"Why is that?"
"I saw a mouse in my house!"
"Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap."
"I don’t have one."
"Well then, buy one."
"Can’t afford one."
"I can give you mine if you want."
"That sounds good."
"All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap."
"I don’t have any cheese."
"Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap."
"I don’t have oil."
"Well, then put only a small piece of bread."
"I don’t have bread."
"Then what is the mouse doing at your house?"

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Animal Jokes Food Jokes

Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What happens when a соw stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.

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Animal Jokes