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A husband got his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works. Next Christmas comes by and the husband gets her nothing. When the mother-in-law asks, "Why didn't you get me a gift?" the husband says,
"You haven't used the one I got you last year!"

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Office and Work Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Christmas Jokes

Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sеx in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.

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Sex Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Black People Jokes Prison Jokes

Redneck: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender Anant gives him a drink.
Redneck again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me drink. Fight is about to start.
Anant again gives him a drink.
Redneck again asks for a drink as the fight is about to star.
Anant: When on earth the fight will start?
Redneck: When you will ask for money !!!

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Money jokes Redneck jokes

One night a man walks into a bar with a pig.
The bartender says to the man, "That's a great looking pig, but why does he have a wooden leg?"
So the man says,
"Let me tell you about this pig.
He is one special pig.
One night my house was on fire and he dragged me to safety.
Saved my life."
The bartender says.
"Well, that's great. But why does he have a wooden leg?"
The man says,
"Let me tell you about this pig.
He is one special pig.
One time I was out sailing and the boat capsized.
This pig swam me to safety. Saved my life."
The bartender says,
"That's really terrific, but why the wooden leg?"
The man says,
"Let me tell you about this pig.
He is one special pig. Last week during an earthquake my house collapsed and my pig pulled me out. Saved my life."
And finally the bartender says,"Wow, that is one special pig.
He saved you from a fire, an earthquake and from drowning.
But why does he have a wooden leg?"
The man says,
"When you have a pig this special you can't eat all of it at once."

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What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian

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USA Jokes American Jokes

Windows: Artificial Intelligence!

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Programmer Jokes Computer Jokes

You Might be an Internet Hobo if:
You spend more time online trying to find a way of making money than actually making money.
You have more than one degree from an online university.
Your little black book is full of usernames and passwords.
Your space is My-space.
You think a vacation is Google’s earth.
Your 15 minutes of fame is on You-tube.
Road rage means a dial up connection.
You hear your kids say "the snail man's here".

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What do you call a orphans family reunion?
Me time

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Marriage and Family Jokes

A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".

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Animal Jokes Bar and Bartender Jokes

How do you break a blonde's nose?
Place a dildо under a glass table!

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Blonde Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes Animal Jokes

The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.
"For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."

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Dark Humor Jokes God Jokes Food Jokes Priest Jokes Priest Jokes

A doctor is speaking to a patient after an examination, ‘There are two reasons for your poor health, it’s entirely due to drinking and smoking.’
‘That’s a relief,’ replies the patient.
‘I thought you were going to say it was my fault.’

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes

Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.

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Food Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

A guy was going to Texas and when he went on the train he said,
"Ohh my god Texas chairs are really big."
He went to a bar he asked for a bear and when the bar tender gave him the mug of bear the guy said,
"Wooww Texas mugs are really big."
Later he asked the bar tender were is the bathroom and the bar tender said,
"Strait on your right."
But the guy went on his left and when he entered the room he slipped and feel in the swimming pool and said,
"Don't flush don't flush!"

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Men vs Women Jokes God Jokes Men jokes

*Me when I turn 18*
Parents: Do this.
Me: Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf.

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Kids Jokes Teenager and High School Jokes Harry Potter Jokes

One day, little Johnny came up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did I come from?”
Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time his son knew the facts of life. He told him the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life. How life developed and finally, how a child was born. As the story unfolded, Johnny’s eyes got wider and wider.
When his father was finished, Johnny said, “Wow, that is really neat. That sure beats what Billy told me. He said that he came from Cranston.”

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Little Johnny Jokes Dad Jokes

What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
Black Family Inside.

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.

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Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance, she leaned over and pushed me.

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Money jokes One-Liner Jokes Banker Jokes