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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Political Jokes

Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.

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Sports Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?
Udder chaos.

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Animal Jokes

Somebody said that Chuck suскs, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

"I’m in a big trouble!"
"Why is that?"
"I saw a mouse in my house!"
"Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap."
"I don’t have one."
"Well then, buy one."
"Can’t afford one."
"I can give you mine if you want."
"That sounds good."
"All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap."
"I don’t have any cheese."
"Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap."
"I don’t have oil."
"Well, then put only a small piece of bread."
"I don’t have bread."
"Then what is the mouse doing at your house?"

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Food Jokes Animal Jokes

Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What happens when a соw stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.

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Animal Jokes

Why don't witches have babies? Because their husbands have Hallo-weenies!!!

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Holiday Jokes

Thank you for calling Uncle Tom's Mortuary and Delicatessen. You stab 'em and we slab 'em. We have specials on Mondays and Thursdays. We are currently unable to come to the phone, but if you leave your number and address at the tone, we'll be by to pick up the corpse as soon as possible.

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Monday jokes

Contraception: Birth Control
Abortion: Birth Control-Alt-Delete

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What's The Difference Jokes

I stopped smoking wееd the day after I spent 30 minutes looking for my phone under the bed… …
,,,
…. While using my phone’s flashlight

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Bad Habits Jokes

Patient:
“Doctor, I don’t know what’s wrong with me”.
Doctor:
“Take these pills, I don’t know what they’re for”.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Stupid Jokes

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says:
“Your behind is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet it is вiggеr than the barbecue grill.”
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife’s bottom was.
“Yes, I was right; it is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!”
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in the bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
“What’s wrong?” he asks.
She answers:
“Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-аss grill for one little wееniе?”

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Jokes about Women Office and Work Jokes Men jokes Sarcasm Jokes

The get rich or die trying philosophy on life is going terribly one sided for me.

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Attitude Jokes Philosophy Jokes

A man is running after a woman, just until she catches him.

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Jokes about Women Men jokes Love Jokes

There’s one good thing about life.
It’s only temporary.

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Life Jokes

Son: Iphone! * holding it*
Daughter: Ipod! *holding it*
Mom: Ipad! *holding it*
Dad: IPAID!

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Insult Jokes Dad Jokes Apple and iPhone Jokes

I sneeze and all the snot got everywhere. Someone says: You're disgusting! I say back: your internet history is disgusting. (Laughter)

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Insult Jokes Internet Jokes

Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fаn?
He got cut off without a scent.

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Animal Jokes Sick and Death Jokes