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What is difference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

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Men jokes Superhero Jokes

Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers

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Lawyer Jokes

Little Girl:
"Daddy, what do you have to do to become a doctor?"
Daddy:
"You have to do well in school, take a lot of math and science, get into an excellent college, then go to med school, and follow that with an internship. Then you can start your own practice. Honey, as smart as you are, you can be anything you want to be."
Little Girl (after some thought):
"What do you have to do to be queen?"

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Medical and Doctor Jokes School Jokes

What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A jump rope!

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Animal Jokes

The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

My mother in law is so ugly that her face is like a masturbated diск!

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Mother-in-Law Jokes Masturbation jokes Ugly Jokes

Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the веll stops ringing.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Music and Musician Jokes

How do you circumcise a whale?
With four skin-divers.

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Dirty jokes

Why were wheelbarrows invented?
To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Black People Jokes

How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
He was very thinkful.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his реnis.

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Dirty jokes Chuck Norris Jokes History Jokes

What have condoms and tires in common?
Good year.

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Sex Jokes

Yo mama is so fат every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

One dinosaur said,
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"

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Communication Jokes Dinosaur jokes

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,
"Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.

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Blonde Jokes

Why are circumsized pe-nises so popular among Jewish girls?
They love anything that's 15% off

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Jewish Jokes

Scratching my head… What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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Philosophy Jokes

Chuck Norris can speak Russian... In Chinese.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes