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Zombie Воотy Call... Alphabet:
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together. And then I'd eat your brain.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Dropped:
Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh, it was my jaw. And dамn, there goes the rest of my face!

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Zombie Воотy Call... Stealing:
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. I'm thinking it might be delicious in balsamic vinaigrette.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Map:
Do you have a map? 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes... which would be delicious in a hollandaise sauce.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Match:
We're the perfect match-you're drop-dead gorgeous, and I recently dropped dead.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Arms:
You know what I like about you? My arms. Just don't pull on them too hard.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Give:
I'd like to give you my heart... or my arm... or my leg...

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Zombie Воотy Call... Running:
Your legs must be tired from running through my mind all night... and the fact that I'm a zombie who's chasing you.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Eyes:
I only have eyes for you. Glowing grey, milky, dead eyes.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Astrology:
What's your sign? I hope it's "I do it with zombies!"

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Zombie Воотy Call... CPR:
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you're taking my breath away! And that's saying something, 'cause I'm a zombie.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Angel:
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Oh no, it was probably when I ate your brain.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Hard:
Hey ваве, rigor mortis has set in, if you know what I mean...

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Zombie Воотy Call... Thief:
Your father must be a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your brain, which I'm thinking about eating.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Beautiful Body:
If I said you had a beautiful body, would it be okay if I ate it?

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Zombie Воотy Call... Brain:
No, really, I'm more interested in your brain than your body.

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Your Moon:
I've never been to a moon like yours.

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Alien Воотy Call... Take Me to Your Leader:
Take me to your leader! I hope he lives in your pants.

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Yoga Instructor Воотy Call... Energies:
Did you feel that? Our energies just touched! And we should always follow our energies...

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Yoga Instructor Воотy Call... Karma:
Getting good karma requires giving... and giving... and giving...

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