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Back in the day of open cockpits and stunt planes, an elderly couple went every year to the State Fair. Poppa always wanted to fly in the stunt plane, but mamma would always tell him no. "Ten dollars is ten dollars, we don't have that kind of money to waste," she would always say.
Each year was the same. One year, the stunt pilot heard poppa ask mamma if they could go up because they weren't getting any younger. The pilot told them he would not charge them the ten dollars if he took them up and he did not hear a word from either of them. Mamma agreed to the arrangement.
The pilot did not spare the spins and rolls. When he landed, he turned to poppa to tell him how proud he was of them, because they didn't open their mouths. He was shocked to find mamma was not in the plane. "Where's mamma?" he asked emphatically.
"Oh, she fell out."
"Why didn't you say anything?"
"Because, ten dollars is ten dollars."
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A travelling salesman’s car breaks down on a deserted road, and he seeks refuge from the evening storm at a nearby farmhouse.
The farmer, being a kindly soul, says to the man that he can spend the night and they’ll sort his car out in the morning.
“There’s only one small problem,” says the farmer, “We don’t have much room, so y’all will have to either sleep on the couch, or share the spare bedroom with Baby.”
Thoughts of middle-of-the-night crying, early-morning nаррy changing and all those other unpleasant things that come with sharing a room with a strange baby spring to mind, so the salesman agrees to sleep on the couch.
The next morning, he walks into the kitchen in the hopes of scoring some breakfast, and he sees this absolutely stunning, blonde, t*ts like melons and legs that went right up to her neck, she was busy making coffee and dressed in just a silk negligee,
She turns around when he walks in and coos:
“Hi, I’m Baby, who are you?”
He replies:
“I’m the sтuрid fсuкеr who just spent the whole of last night alone on the fсuкing couch!!”
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Чък Норис е умрял преди 10 години, но Косачът не смее да му го каже... Храброст Смрт Chuck Norris ist tod Чък Норис бил починал преди 20 години, но смъртта още не можела да събере смелост да му го каже. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, but death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Chuck Norris est mort depuis 10 ans, mais la Mort n'a pas encore trouvé le courage d'aller lui dire. Chuck Norris est déjà mort 5 fois, mais la mort n'a jamais osé lui dire. Chuck Norris dog för 20 år sedan, Döden har bara inte samlat mod nog att tala om det för honom än. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris ist eigentlich schon vor zehn Jahren gestorben. Der Tod traut sich bloss nicht ihm Bescheid zu sagen. Chuck Norris kuoli 20-vuotta sitten. Kuolema vain ei uskalla kertoa sitä hänelle. Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him. - Chuck Norris már kétszer meghalt, csak a halál nem mert eljönni érte! Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Чак Норис умре пред 10 години, но смртта нема храброст да му каже! En vérité Chuck Norris est mort depuis plus de 30 ans. Mais la Mort n'a jamais osée lui avouer.
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