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An Irish man walks in to a bar with bandages all round his feet.
His friend asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well," he said,
"It all started with a can of soup which said on it 'open can and stand in boiling water for ten minutes'... so i did."

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One-Liner Jokes

"Yoda, are you sure we're headed in the right direction?"
"Off course we are..."

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Star Wars Jokes One-Liner Jokes

The cleaning lady comes to the bank manager...
"Can you please give me the key of the safe vault?"
"What?! What for?"
"It's always so time consuming to have to use my hairpin in order to clean it!"

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One-Liner Jokes Banker Jokes Boss Jokes

What's the blonde's cheer?
" I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O... Ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Two lions were lying around in the jungle. One of them his licking his аsshоlе. The other lion asked him,
"Why are you licking your аsshоlе?"
The second lion replied,
"Aww, I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth."

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One-Liner Jokes Lawyer Jokes

Corn maze for blondes!

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Two Canadian body builders were working out at the gym.
After they were done, they sat together in the locker room.
One turned to the other and said,
"I'm sore, eh?"
The other said,
"What for?"

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Canadian jokes Fitness jokes

As a Canadian..
Every time I hear a bad joke about being Canadian...
... I go right to the Hospital and get my feelings checked for free

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Canadian jokes

What would happen if Donald Trump was about to be assassinated?
Secret Service would shout "Donald, Duck!"

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Duck jokes American Presidents Humor

What did the duck say to the cheese grader.
Nothing ducks can't talk

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Cheese jokes Duck jokes

Spanish Dad Joke
Dad: Son what are you drinking?
Son: Soy Milk
Dad: Hola Milk, me llamo Dad

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Spanish jokes

I've lost all my pokemon cards in a house fire...
I've only got Ash now.

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Pokémon jokes

A horse walks into a bar and requests "Hello, I'd like some anthropomorphization please"
The bartender replies:
"I think you've had enough already"

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Horse jokes

What’s a horse’s primary concern when voting?
A stable economy.

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Horse jokes

Did you know Donald Trump is banning pre-shredded cheese?
To make merica grate again

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Cheese jokes American Presidents Humor

What do you call the cross between an elephant and a rhino?
'Ell if I know.

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What do you call jokes Elephant jokes

I was asked on a biology test "what is most commonly found in cells"
Black people was the wrong answer...

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Biology jokes

I made a DNA joke in my biology class but no one laughed.
Guess my thymine was off.

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Biology jokes

Sometimes when I look at short people I wonder...
If they’re able to reach their goals

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Short people jokes

Tall people and Short people should never date.
Long distance relationships never work out.

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Short people jokes