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In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister.
The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me?
I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming.
She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be right back."
Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed.
Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession.
"Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable.
I have given into carnal thoughts and have had оrаl sеx."
Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation.
Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do.
So, in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the minister give for оrаl sеx?"
In reply the altar boy said, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."
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Снууп Дог пита баба си: LSD Εγγονός-Γιαγιά - Татко, загубих си хапчетата! Иванчо към баба си: - Abuelo has visto los tripis que habían encima de la mesa? - Abuelo, ¿viste mis drogas en la mesa? - No, pero vi unos dragones en la cocina. ”Hey grandma, did you see my pills? They write LSD on the box outside!” ”Screw the pills, didn’t you see the dragons in the kitchen?” El nieto que le dice a la abuela: Abuelita, abuelita, ¿has visto por casualidad unas pastillitas? Dice la abuela: No, pero acabo de ver unos dragoncitos... - Babciu, widziałaś może tabletki z napisem - LSD? - A widziałeś smoka w kuchni? Unoka kérdezi: - Nagyi, nem láttad a tablettáimat? Az volt ráírva, hogy Extasy. - Francba a tablettáiddal! Láttad azt a zöld sárkányt a konyhában?! Anūkas klausia močiutės: - Močiute, nematei mano LSD tablečių? Močiutė: - Velniop tas tabletes, ar matei drakoną virtuvėj?! „Dědo, neviděl si ty pilulky co jsem měl na lince? Bylo na nich napsáno LSD.” „Ser na pilulky vole, viděl si toho draka v kuchyni ?!?!” "Ahoj, neviděl jsi moje prášky?" - "A jak vypadaly?" "Bylo na nich napsáno LSD." - "Ne neviděl, ale v kuchyni je drak." Dēls jautā: Vecmāmiņ vai neesi redzējusi tabletes ar uzrakstu LSD? Vecmāmiņa : da piekāst tās tabletes, vai tu redzēji to pūķi virtuvē?!
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC?
A: A dumb terminal.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand?
A: So brunettes can understand them.
Q: How did the blond burn her ear?
A: The phone rang while she was ironing.
Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in?
A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".
Q: Why are there no brunette jokes?
A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding?
A: She places the box in the microwave and looks for the "instant pudding setting" button.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"?
A: When she got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.
Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box?
A: A case of empties.
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