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Trump dies from the virus. He goes to Неll where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Неll. "No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.
The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying nакеd on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Веnт over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
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Любимата фраза на вампирите-лезбийки: Хайде чао, ще се видим след 28 дни Вампирки What do lesbian vampires say after sex? “See you next month.” What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman? when is your next blood period? What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month Wie verabschieden sich 2 weibliche Vampire? - "Bis nächsten Monat." Deux lesbiennes vampires discutent : Quelle est la phrase préférée des vampires lesbiennes ? - Bon, à dans 28 jours ! Que se disent deux vampires lesbiennes lorsqu'elles se quittent? A dans 28 jours !!! Τι λέει μια λεσβία βρυκόλακας σε μια λεσβία βρυκόλακα ;;; Cosa dice una vampira lesbica alla propria amante? Ci vediamo il prossimo mese! Due vampire lesbiche si salutano: "Allora, ciao! Ci vediamo il mese prossimo!" Ci sono 2 vampiresse lesbiche distese sul letto intente a fare un 69. Ad un certo punto si alzano, si rivestono e una dice all'altra - Ciao, ci rivediamo fra 28 giorni! Den ene lesbiske vampyren til den andre: - Ser deg neste måned.
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Дойде съседката да се кара. Твърди, че моето куче гонило нейния син на колелото. Пратих я по дяволите. Моето куче няма колело. Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle. A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes. What do you mean, my dog was chasing a guy on a bike? My dog doesn’t ride a bike! Hund jagt Leute Mon voisin est venu se plaindre Soit disant mon chien poursuit les gens en moto... Je lui ait répondu qu'il avait tort ! Mon chien n'a pas de moto - Proszę pani! Pani pit bull goni jakiegoś faceta na rowerze! - Niemożliwe! Mój pies nie umie jeździć na rowerze... Vad gör man med en hund som jagar folk på cykel? - Tar cykeln från hunden Polisen till mannen: - Din hund har jagat en man på cykel. Mannen upprört: - Struntprat. Min hund kan inte ens cykla. Mijn buurman kwam laatst naar mij toe, hij zegt: 'Je hond zit iedereen op de fiets achterna.' Ik zeg: 'Dat is niet zo mooi. Dan zal ik zijn fiets maar afpakken!' Govore mi da juris ljude na biciklu. Lazu, gazda. Znas da nemam bicikl.
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