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Не съм расист. Ich bin nicht rassistisch. Rassismus ist ein Verbrechen. Und Verbrechen sind für Schwarze. Je ne sais pas raciste car le racisme, c'est un crime et que les crimes, c'est pour les noirs - Расизм - это криминал! - Верно! - А криминал - удел черных! Je voulais juste être fixé avec vous. Je ne suis pas raciste, car le racisme est un délit. Et les délits c'est pour les noirs.
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DEPT OF STATISTICS:
All grades are plotted along the normal веll curve.
DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY:
Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in.
The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.
DEPT OF HISTORY:
All students get the same grade they got last year.
DEPT OF RELIGION:
Grade is determined by God.
DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY:
What is a grade?
LAW SCHOOL:
Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:
Grades are variable.
DEPT OF LOGIC:
If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.
DEPT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE:
Random number generator determines grade.
MUSIC DEPARTMENT:
Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).
DEPT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION:
Everybody gets an A.
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Бесконечно Bis unendlich zählen Чък Норис е единственият човек броил два пъти до безкрайност. Чък Норис може да брои до безкрайност. Chuck Norris a déjà compté jusqu'à l'infini. Deux fois. Chuck Norris har räknat till oändligheten, två gånger. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, twice. Chuck Norris ha contado hasta el número infinito... dos veces. Chuck Norris policzył do nieskończoności. Dwa razy. Rysiu też, ale na palcach jednej ręki. Chuck Norris doliczył do nieskończoności. Dwa razy. Chuck Norris napočítal do nekonečna. Dvakrát.
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