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Yo mama so old, she walked into a museum and found her ex.

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Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse?
They just seemed to click.

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How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic?
He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.

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Overheard in a restaurant:
She: "This wine is described as full bodied and imposing with a nutty base, a sharp bite, and a bitter aftertaste."
He: "Are you describing the wine or your mother?"

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“Oh, I sure am glad to see you,” the little boy said to his grandmother (on his mother’s side). “Now Daddy will do the trick he’s been promising us.”
The grandmother was curious. “What trick is that?” she asked.
“He told Mommy that he’d climb the walls if you came to visit,” answered the boy.

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I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.

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It's graduation day, and everybody's going to get their diploma but Josh.
At the assembly, the entire senior class stands up and shouts "Let Josh graduate, let Josh graduate!"
The principal agrees to give Josh one last chance.
"If I have five apples in my right hand and five in my left hand, Josh, how many apples do I have?" he asked.
Josh thought long and hard and then said: "Ten."
And the entire senior class stood up and shouted, "Give Josh another chance. Give Josh another chance!"

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Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!

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Q: What do you get when you cross Viаgrа with 3 Рlаyвоy Playmates
A: Hugh Hefner.

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Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time?
A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.

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Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.

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What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?
A lot of bites.

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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.

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Yesterday I lost my pen.
Today I saw it in my girlfriend's hand When I told her: "My PEN IS in your hand."
She began to laugh.
I don't why...

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The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.

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Q: What's a shy and retiring accountant?
A: An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

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Yo mamma so sтuрid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.

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My great grandson's class were asked to make a mothers day card for their mothers.
On mothers day he presented this beautiful hand made a card to his mum...
Hearts and kisses and wishing her Happy Mums Day on opening the card printed in bold letters was "DADS THE BEST"...
Needless to say, his mum still loves him.

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Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers?
A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.

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Q: The male sеx has two hobbies. What are they?
A: His left hand and his right hand.

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