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Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background.
Move all of their icons to the trash.
When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!

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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.

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My sister married a chinese billionaire. Cha Ching

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My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either ruм, vоdка, or whiskey.

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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court.
"Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me."
"I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."

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little johnny sat in the classroom. the teacher says class if you can tell me who said these quotes, ill let you leave early. who said four score and seven years ago? nancy beats johnny to it and shouts abe lincoln! the teacher says nancy you can leave. who said ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for you? john kennedy shouts out susan. the teacher says very good susan you can leave. johnny says i wish these вiтсhеs would keep their mouths shut. the teacher says WHO SAID THAT?! johnny said tiger woods! can i leave now?

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Last week I was in Mobile, Alabama -- very glad to be here. There are mutants in Mobile. They got social mutants. They got rednecks wanting to be yuppies, couldn't quite make that crossover. Bought BMWs, put mud-tires on 'em. Know what I'm talking about? Porsches with rifle-racks. Deep-fried sushi. Just glad to be talking to a crowd with teeth, tonight, that's very important right now.

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Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of the universe?" Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, "Tell me who is our lord and savior?" Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, "Jesus Сhrisт!" The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" Joe poked Josey again and she shouted, "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll snap it in half and stick it up your аss!"

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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.

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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.

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I'm not saying you're a sluт, but if you were a national monument you'd be the Statue of Liberty. A ton of dudes have been inside her.

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I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.
Sincerely, Michael Myers

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I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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If you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth – just like a garbage bin.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

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If you can't afford a holiday vacation, just drink until you don't know where you are.

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If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be?
Chocolate filled

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I was going to make a gаy sеx joke. Вuтт fuск it.

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I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

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I go to school where students are higher than their grades.

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