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Знаете ли защо негрите ядат само бял шоколад? Γιατί οι αράπηδες τρώνε μόνο άσπρες σοκολάτες; Σοκολάτα Οι σοκολάτες Γιατί βγήκαν οι άσπρες σοκολάτες; - Знаете ли защо са измислили белия шоколад? Белый шоколад придумали для того, чтобы негритята тоже могли вымазаться. - Защо е измислен белия шоколад? - Зачем придумали белый шоколад? - Чтобы и негритятам было чем выпачкать свои мордашки! Varför uppfann man vit choklad? – För att negrarna inte ska bita sig i fingrarna när de äter choklad. Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too. Hvorfor har man opfundet hvid chokolade? – Så negere ikke skal bide sig selv i fingeren – Varför säljs så mycket vit choklad i Afrika? – För att de inte skall bita sig i fingrarna. Warum hat ein Neger im Kino, wenn er Schokolade ißt, weiße Handschuhe an? Damit er sich nicht in die Finger beißt! Wieso wurde weiße Schokolade erfunden? – Damit Neger sich beim Essen nicht in die Finger beißen. – For at negerene ikke bider sig selv i fingrene når de spiser chokolade. Hvorfor har man opfundet hvid chokolade? De ce s-a inventat ciocolata alba? Pt a se murdari si copii negri la gura - Po co produkuje się białą czekoladę? - Żeby murzynek też mógł się upieprzyć.
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There's a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts "Praise the Lord!"

The atheist yells back, "There is no God."

She does this every morning with the same result. As time goes on, the lady runs into financial difficulties and has trouble buying food. She goes out onto the porch and asks God for help with groceries, then says "Praise the Lord."

The next morning she goes out onto the porch and there's the groceries she asked for, and of course, she shouts "Praise the Lord!"

The atheist jumps out from behind a bush and says, "Ha, I bought those groceries - there is no God."

The lady looks at him and smiles, she shouts "Praise the Lord, not only did you provide for me Lord, you made Sатаn pay for the groceries!"
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