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It's not what man can create it's what man can become.

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Motivational Jokes Men jokes

I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!

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Office and Work Jokes Motivational Jokes

Daughter: Mom, I’m pregnant!
Mom: I thought I told you when a guy touches your воовs, say don’t, and when he touches you vаginа, say stop.
Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out,”don’t, stop, don’t, stop.

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Misunderstanding Jokes Masturbation jokes Boob Jokes

Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:
"Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back:
"Pour some hot water around the edges and then gently tap it with hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"We now need a new computer."

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Marriage and Family Jokes Blonde Jokes Computer Jokes Masturbation jokes

Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.

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Money jokes Love Jokes

It's not a relationship until you argue about whose turn it is to apologize.

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Relationship Jokes Love Jokes

Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot.
Everyone can catch cold.

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Life Jokes

Q: Why is marriage not a word?
A: It's a lifelong incarceration!

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Marriage and Family Jokes Prison Jokes Life Jokes

Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.

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Apple and iPhone Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Phone jokes

Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.

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Apple and iPhone Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Phone jokes

Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.

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Internet Jokes Technology Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Two old women were talking about their sеx lives.
Ethel was upset because her sеx life had really died, while Mildred said her sеx life was great.
Mildred counseled Ethel, "When my Sammy is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lie on the bed, and put both legs behind my head.
When he sees me like that, he gets so excited, we have wild sеx the rest of the night."
Ethel said, "I'm going to try that tonight."
While Ethel's husband Harold was in the bathroom that night, she took off all her clothes.
She struggled to get both legs behind her head.
After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel fell backwards and couldn't move.
Harold came out of the bathroom with a shocked look on his face.
"For God's sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in. You look like an a**hole."

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Sex Jokes Jokes about Women Marriage and Family Jokes God Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

The teacher had given the class an assignment.
He stressed the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses would be accepted except illness or a death in the immediate family.
A smart-аss student pipes up:
"What about extreme sеxuаl exhaustion, sir?"
The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with:
"Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."

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Marriage and Family Jokes School Jokes Sex Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.

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Facebook Jokes History Jokes

Yo mama is sтuрid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.

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Facebook Jokes Friendship Jokes Yo Momma Jokes History Jokes Stupid Jokes

Yo mama is so fат that she could sell shade.

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

Yo Momma so fат she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

Confucius say, man who fаrт in church sit in own pew.

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Men jokes Fart Jokes

What’s black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes

I met a bloke in a wheelchair today, his face was battered and bruised.
“What happened to your face?” I asked.
“I’m a Paralympian,” he replied.
“Boxing?” I enquired.
“No…” he said, “… hurdles.”

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